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Old 06-19-2003, 07:07 AM   #11
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Well, presumably because he'd have been eating and drinking ...
What does god eat, and could this explain why he wants our souls?
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I'm moving this thread. For obvious reasons.

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Old 06-19-2003, 11:56 AM   #13
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Something just doesn't make sense: why is God a male? Why would God need to be any sex? If there is only one true God, why does God need a penis? There are no goddesses to stick it into. As God could never sin, I don't imagine him wacking-off behind the angels. Would he be circumsized? Is a clean? Kosher? Religion makes no sense to me.
Who says God could never sin? God? Why should we believe him?

God needs a penis to screw his worshippers with. Literal or figurative, your choice of interpretation.
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Old 06-19-2003, 12:04 PM   #14
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That would explain why fundies always seem to have something up their ass
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Old 06-19-2003, 12:14 PM   #15
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Is this what you were thinking of OM?
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Old 06-19-2003, 12:31 PM   #16
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God needs a penis to screw his worshippers with. Literal or figurative, your choice of interpretation.
Well, they are supposed to be the Bride of Christ.
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Old 06-19-2003, 01:02 PM   #17
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As God could never sin...
It's pretty hard to do something when you don't exist.

But according to the mythology, the xian god is an expert at sinning. Just look at the scale of it's killing-sprees in the holey buy-bull.
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Old 06-19-2003, 03:54 PM   #18
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Is this what you were thinking of OM?
Please tell that picture's a spoof.

Please?
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Old 06-19-2003, 04:59 PM   #19
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Old 06-20-2003, 08:35 AM   #20
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how big?
Maybe he's hung like a whale:



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