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Ihmhi · 08-15-2003, 01:57 PM

I thought of a reality show that would be perfect for Fox or Spike TV: World's Most Unfair Challenges

Just imagine the possibilities:

Monster Truck vs. Kitten

The monster truck is obviously far larger than the kitten, but the kitten uses its small size to its advantage. After the truck misses running over it, the kitten cries a hearty "Mew!" and pops a tire with his claw. The monster truck rolls into the stands and explodes, killing the driver and several paying spectators. Kitten wins!

Jason Voorhes (a.k.a. Big Guy with a Machete) vs. A little girl

Jason Voorhes chases her into her bedroom. She throws a doll at Jason. He trips over it and impales himself on his own machete. Little Girl wins! Wait! Jason is getting back up! *SLASH* Ooh, that isn't pretty. Bad guys always win. (Hey, the church is still around, isn't it?)

A Hungry Lion vs. An Overweight, Enemic Suicidal Diabetic

The Hungry Lion is quickly upon the fat man. With a few slashes of his claws, the lion slaughters the poor fat man. He gorges hmiself on the sweaty meat of the fat diabetic. However, the lion chokes on a piece of chunky flesh and dies. It's a tie!

Okay, that's enough of my poorly constructed rants. My true purpose is to see what kind of unfair challenges you can come up with! If it's good, you'll win absolutely nothing.

Ihmhi · 08-15-2003, 02:01 PM

P.S. I already voted that I'm an idiot. (I thought ahead).

Jinto · 08-15-2003, 07:36 PM

Jinto vs. God

God is obviously far more powerful than I, and when he gets here, I am in very big trouble. Oh wait, what's this? God didn't show up, so I win by default! Yay!

Cynical-Chick · 08-15-2003, 09:32 PM

I prefer the option "You're drunk."

Go to bed, man.

Philosoft · 08-16-2003, 02:06 AM

Anything relating to Kent Hovind and evolution.

mikester · 08-16-2003, 09:04 AM

well i thought it was funny. especially jinto vs. god,

!

winstonjen · 08-16-2003, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jinto
Jinto vs. God

God is obviously far more powerful than I, and when he gets here, I am in very big trouble. Oh wait, what's this? God didn't show up, so I win by default! Yay!

I was gonna say something along those lines.

Defiant Heretic · 08-16-2003, 07:12 PM

Where's the "You're a vaguely funny idiot" option?

Puck · 08-16-2003, 07:24 PM

George Dubya Bush and Ingersoll?

Or, Einstien? Hell, most anyone one would do.

Somebody stand a third grader next to the man so this Country can see he has no clothes. Please.

Cynical-Chick · 08-16-2003, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Puck
George Dubya Bush and Ingersoll?

Or, Einstien? Hell, most anyone one would do.

Somebody stand a third grader next to the man so this Country can see he has no clothes. Please.

Heheh! Good one.

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08-15-2003, 01:57 PM	#1
Ihmhi Junior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Newark, NJ, USA Posts: 72	World's Most Unfair Challenges I thought of a reality show that would be perfect for Fox or Spike TV: World's Most Unfair Challenges Just imagine the possibilities: Monster Truck vs. Kitten The monster truck is obviously far larger than the kitten, but the kitten uses its small size to its advantage. After the truck misses running over it, the kitten cries a hearty "Mew!" and pops a tire with his claw. The monster truck rolls into the stands and explodes, killing the driver and several paying spectators. Kitten wins! Jason Voorhes (a.k.a. Big Guy with a Machete) vs. A little girl Jason Voorhes chases her into her bedroom. She throws a doll at Jason. He trips over it and impales himself on his own machete. Little Girl wins! Wait! Jason is getting back up! SLASH Ooh, that isn't pretty. Bad guys always win. (Hey, the church is still around, isn't it?) A Hungry Lion vs. An Overweight, Enemic Suicidal Diabetic The Hungry Lion is quickly upon the fat man. With a few slashes of his claws, the lion slaughters the poor fat man. He gorges hmiself on the sweaty meat of the fat diabetic. However, the lion chokes on a piece of chunky flesh and dies. It's a tie! Okay, that's enough of my poorly constructed rants. My true purpose is to see what kind of unfair challenges you can come up with! If it's good, you'll win absolutely nothing.

08-15-2003, 02:01 PM	#2
Ihmhi Junior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Newark, NJ, USA Posts: 72	I'm an idiot P.S. I already voted that I'm an idiot. (I thought ahead).

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08-15-2003, 07:36 PM	#3
Jinto Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SLC, UT Posts: 957	Jinto vs. God God is obviously far more powerful than I, and when he gets here, I am in very big trouble. Oh wait, what's this? God didn't show up, so I win by default! Yay!

08-15-2003, 09:32 PM	#4
Cynical-Chick Contributor Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,424	I prefer the option "You're drunk." Go to bed, man.

08-16-2003, 02:06 AM	#5
Philosoft Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Southeast of disorder Posts: 6,829	Anything relating to Kent Hovind and evolution.

08-16-2003, 09:04 AM	#6
mikester Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 813	well i thought it was funny. especially jinto vs. god, !

08-16-2003, 07:12 PM	#8
Defiant Heretic Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,288	Where's the "You're a vaguely funny idiot" option?

08-16-2003, 07:24 PM	#9
Puck Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: A middle aged body. Posts: 3,459	George Dubya Bush and Ingersoll? Or, Einstien? Hell, most anyone one would do. Somebody stand a third grader next to the man so this Country can see he has no clothes. Please.

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