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livius drusus · 10-21-2002, 04:01 PM

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Utnapishtim · 10-21-2002, 04:17 PM

all the aussies on the board and we haven't mentioned rooting yet?

lunachick · 10-21-2002, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by Utnapishtim:
<strong>all the aussies on the board and we haven't mentioned rooting yet?</strong>

LOL! I so hate that term.

Take the Skin Boat to Tuna Town

Put the Tool in the Shed

Pearl diving

(Good to see some Shakespeare in this thread, btw

)

BigBlue2 · 10-21-2002, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by Utnapishtim:
all the aussies on the board and we haven't mentioned rooting yet?

* Rooting

* having a legover

* engaging in the congress of the bee/antelope

Silent Dave · 10-21-2002, 04:30 PM

Doing it.

Dave

BigBlue2 · 10-21-2002, 04:35 PM

The Greek word for having sex is gamisi.

The Greek word for a blowjob is tsibookie.

FYI.

You're welcome

.

lunachick · 10-21-2002, 04:36 PM

Makin' bacon

Silent Dave · 10-21-2002, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by lunachick:
<strong>Makin' bacon</strong>

I wonder how Kevin Bacon's parents feel about that one . . .

Dave

Egoinos · 10-21-2002, 05:20 PM

Hows your father...

(I'm not going mad, am I? That is one, right?)

Uzzah · 10-21-2002, 05:49 PM

Apologies to anyone reading this...but I had to post it. This song is by the Bloodhound Gang and is filled with names for sex...and...uh...other things....

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A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin, and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave," this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well, she smiled, had about as much teeth as a jack-o-lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resemblin' a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus' tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes, and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. That rhymes. I have to admit, it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin, and slid on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop. There I was browsin' through the latest issue of Throb, when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped. So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

you think the lyrics are bad, wait until you hear the song.

Uzzah

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10-21-2002, 04:17 PM	#12
Utnapishtim Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 330	all the aussies on the board and we haven't mentioned rooting yet?

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Silent Dave Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Bloomington, MN Posts: 2,209	Doing it. Dave

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BigBlue2 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 6,666	The Greek word for having sex is gamisi. The Greek word for a blowjob is tsibookie. FYI. You're welcome .

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lunachick Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NZ Posts: 7,895	Makin' bacon

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