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punta · 03-11-2002, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by Not Prince Hamlet:
No, George is a he. He just made up all the transcending gender stuff because He thought it was funny.

Jeff

if George the turnip is joking about gender transcendance, how do we know that George's entire religion isn't a joke?

and a sense of humor is a human characteristic. this would indicate that George isn't a turnip at all. i certainly wouldn't want to be tricked into worshipping a rutabaga or a brussel sprout.

this undecided follower is leaning towards the pink unicorn...

Not Prince Hamlet · 03-11-2002, 03:58 PM

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if George the turnip is joking about gender transcendance, how do we know that George's entire religion isn't a joke?

I feel it in my heart that the universe is was created by a giant turnip. If you would only open your heart to George, you would know as sure as I do that He exists.

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and a sense of humor is a human characteristic.

Sez who? The Farrelly brothers are human (nominally) and George knows, they don't have a recognizable sense of humor!

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this would indicate that George isn't a turnip at all. i certainly wouldn't want to be tricked into worshipping a rutabaga or a brussel sprout.

*sigh* You atheists are so hard to convince. Look, it's only your opinion that humor is a human characteristic. After all, in the Bible it says, "Behold, I tell you a mystery. We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed." This is turnip-code for "Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo hoo? Why are you crying?"

See? It's even in the Bible!

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this undecided follower is leaning towards the pink unicorn...

That's ok. George wants you to think there's an invisible pink unicorn. He made up the unicorn as a joke, and think it's really funny when people worship it.

Jeff

Jonsey3333 · 03-15-2002, 10:46 PM

Here's a dangerous question: I'm not a complete expert on Turnip anatomy, but.... What makes George a "he"?

-Mike

Not Prince Hamlet · 03-16-2002, 04:51 AM

Turnip fiat.

Not Prince Hamlet · 03-16-2002, 05:10 AM

For that matter, what makes the Christian God a "he"?

John Page · 03-16-2002, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Jonsey3333:
Here's a dangerous question: I'm not a complete expert on Turnip anatomy, but.... What makes George a "he"?

-Mike

Nothing, I think they're heterosexual. Probably "he" out of usage.

Anyway, I read somwhere that turnips are really swedes.

punta · 03-16-2002, 11:36 PM

still can't decide which path to follow.

is it just my limited primate mind that pictured a little pink unicorn as a "she" or could it be gender confused. and if they're invisible how does any one know the unicorn is pink?

must followers walk around with turnips and pink unicorns around their necks.

if a devout follower sends their little boy to school with a pink unicorn they're likely to get the poop beat out of them (although history proves persecution complexes are actually beneficial to many religions). hmmmm...

i like the idea of George being nourished by manure. finally, a saviour that eats as much shite as he dishes out.

Not Prince Hamlet · 03-17-2002, 09:24 AM

No matter what god you think you're worshipping, you're really worshipping George, and he thinks it's very funny.

No, you don't have to wear a turnip around your neck. He finds it amusing when people wear crosses or the Star of David around their necks, but this is strictly optional.

Jeff

John Page · 03-17-2002, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Not Prince Hamlet:
No, you don't have to wear a turnip around your neck. He finds it amusing when people wear crosses or the Star of David around their necks, but this is strictly optional.

I believe this is right, in fact isn't wearing turnips forbidden ("Thou shalt not worship false vegetables" Manure 2 v16)?

This is very different, of course, from the Pumpkin worshippers who once a year indulge in a mass with graven (or is it craven?) illuminated images of Jack.

Jonsey3333 · 03-22-2002, 12:10 AM

Is there a Mrs. Turnip? If not, does George get lonely? If so, are there little turnip deities? This is just like Mr. Potato!

-Mike

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03-15-2002, 10:46 PM	#33
Jonsey3333 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: St. Paul, Minnesota, USA Posts: 92	Here's a dangerous question: I'm not a complete expert on Turnip anatomy, but.... What makes George a "he"? -Mike

03-16-2002, 04:51 AM	#34
Not Prince Hamlet Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 1,309	Turnip fiat.

03-16-2002, 05:10 AM	#35
Not Prince Hamlet Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 1,309	For that matter, what makes the Christian God a "he"?

03-16-2002, 11:36 PM	#37
punta Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Can-a-duh! Posts: 148	still can't decide which path to follow. is it just my limited primate mind that pictured a little pink unicorn as a "she" or could it be gender confused. and if they're invisible how does any one know the unicorn is pink? must followers walk around with turnips and pink unicorns around their necks. if a devout follower sends their little boy to school with a pink unicorn they're likely to get the poop beat out of them (although history proves persecution complexes are actually beneficial to many religions). hmmmm... i like the idea of George being nourished by manure. finally, a saviour that eats as much shite as he dishes out.

03-17-2002, 09:24 AM	#38
Not Prince Hamlet Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 1,309	No matter what god you think you're worshipping, you're really worshipping George, and he thinks it's very funny. No, you don't have to wear a turnip around your neck. He finds it amusing when people wear crosses or the Star of David around their necks, but this is strictly optional. Jeff

03-22-2002, 12:10 AM	#40
Jonsey3333 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: St. Paul, Minnesota, USA Posts: 92	Is there a Mrs. Turnip? If not, does George get lonely? If so, are there little turnip deities? This is just like Mr. Potato! -Mike

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