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... · 02-05-2003, 06:26 AM

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Originally posted by Captain Pedantic
I think many people make mistakes about "fisting". A woman would not just make a fist with her hand and shove it up there. That would hurt, if it would go in at all.

No, it's the sort of thing one goes into gradually, a finger at a time. Some manage to use the whole hand, but not all. I suppose it depends on the size of the hands and the personal preferences of the other woman.

But there are plenty of other ways gay women have sex. It's usually down to variations on mutual masturbation and cunnilingus. Sex toys are also sometimes used, but probably no more than for a straight couple.

Uh...right and wrong. IIRC, you hold your hand in a "teardrop" shape (hold all five fingers out straight, right next to each other, then bring all five fingers together so that the fingertips form a little circle), lube well and insert slowly. 'Tis a pity that I can't hold my hand up to the monitor and show you. Also, you're not supposed to use the whole hand, just the fingers. Maybe lesbians DO use the whole hand, but us gay/bi men usually stop at the part where the fingers merge into the hand. Not all of us are the goatse man, mmmkay?

Oh yeah, one health/safety warning. ANY sex act involving the anus/rectum must be approached VERY carefully. The rectum is crawling with bacteria, and wasn't really designed to be penetrated the way a woman's vagina is.

I can't believe it...all MY talents are going to waste, too.

Oh, and Theli...LMAO!

Captain Pedantic · 02-05-2003, 07:18 AM

She had a big...well, it can best be described as a vagina puppet. A sort of vagina-shaped soft toy. Er, if you can imagine.

Anyway, she demonstrated it, and that's what she did.

As for the chaps, there was another programme on gay men and sex, and there was one chap who talked about putting the arm in. Which sounded mighty painful to me, but I'm not a chap.

Horses for courses, I suppose.

Harumi · 02-05-2003, 02:53 PM

Well tronvillain, I must have mistakened you for someone else. So you're straight? That's still cool.

It must be the fact that I'm immature or something, because the human penis...actually, any penis for that matter, gives me the willies. Especially when it's erect, with pubic hair. I get this image of a headless mushroom sprouting out of a bunch of moss.

I wonder if I'm the only one who thinks that way...

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Originally posted by Captain Pedantic
As for the chaps, there was another programme on gay men and sex, and there was one chap who talked about putting the arm in. Which sounded mighty painful to me, but I'm not a chap.

Horses for courses, I suppose.

Dear IPU! Would the person be able to walk afterwards?

tronvillain · 02-05-2003, 03:41 PM

Harumi:

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It must be the fact that I'm immature or something, because the human penis...actually, any penis for that matter, gives me the willies. Especially when it's erect, with pubic hair. I get this image of a headless mushroom sprouting out of a bunch of moss.

*chuckle* Well, I am not a big fan of pubic hair myself, which is probably why I shave it all off. I have had one for twenty three years now, but I imagine it takes some getting used to - it is an odd looking organ.

tronvillain · 02-05-2003, 03:49 PM

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Uh...right and wrong. IIRC, you hold your hand in a "teardrop" shape (hold all five fingers out straight, right next to each other, then bring all five fingers together so that the fingertips form a little circle), lube well and insert slowly. 'Tis a pity that I can't hold my hand up to the monitor and show you. Also, you're not supposed to use the whole hand, just the fingers. Maybe lesbians DO use the whole hand, but us gay/bi men usually stop at the part where the fingers merge into the hand. Not all of us are the goatse man, mmmkay?

No, it is entirely possible to work your way up rather than actually starting at the higher number.

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Oh yeah, one health/safety warning. ANY sex act involving the anus/rectum must be approached VERY carefully. The rectum is crawling with bacteria, and wasn't really designed to be penetrated the way a woman's vagina is.

Well, I took that for granted, but it is a good idea to point it out explicitly.

Jackalope · 02-06-2003, 02:53 AM

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Originally posted by Captain Pedantic
She had a big...well, it can best be described as a vagina puppet. A sort of vagina-shaped soft toy. Er, if you can imagine.

Was it perhaps the Wonderous Vulva Puppet?

Damn, I just love living in Babylon by the Bay some days...

Captain Pedantic · 02-06-2003, 06:29 AM

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Originally posted by Jackalope
Was it perhaps the Wonderous Vulva Puppet?

Damn, I just love living in Babylon by the Bay some days...

Yes, that looks like the thing.

Harumi · 02-06-2003, 11:44 AM

Well, the other day I was talking to one of my guy friends, and he mentioned that the reason why gay sex disturbs him is the feeling of being impaled.

*chuckle* As a girl, I find that extremely amusing, as being "impaled" is one of the finest things ever.

Unless it's rape of course.

tronvillain · 02-06-2003, 05:12 PM

As a guy, it is not the feeling of being impaled that "disturbs" me about being on the recieving end of anal sex, but the thought of a guy doing the impaling. If a girl wanted to do it I might be inclined to let her. *chuckle*

Harumi · 02-07-2003, 12:20 PM

I take it that this girl would have to have some toy to impale you wouldn't she?

Now if it was a "girl" who could to both..."impale" or "be impaled", that would be twice as scary!

And it's not an insult to any hermaphrodites who might be following this thread. I'm not insulting you!

Really! I'm not!

02-05-2003, 07:18 AM	#52
Captain Pedantic Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: UK. Posts: 588	I saw a woman demonstrating it on TV. She had a big...well, it can best be described as a vagina puppet. A sort of vagina-shaped soft toy. Er, if you can imagine. Anyway, she demonstrated it, and that's what she did. As for the chaps, there was another programme on gay men and sex, and there was one chap who talked about putting the arm in. Which sounded mighty painful to me, but I'm not a chap. Horses for courses, I suppose.

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Harumi Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 3,184	Well, the other day I was talking to one of my guy friends, and he mentioned that the reason why gay sex disturbs him is the feeling of being impaled. chuckle As a girl, I find that extremely amusing, as being "impaled" is one of the finest things ever. Unless it's rape of course.

02-06-2003, 05:12 PM	#59
tronvillain Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 5,658	As a guy, it is not the feeling of being impaled that "disturbs" me about being on the recieving end of anal sex, but the thought of a guy doing the impaling. If a girl wanted to do it I might be inclined to let her. chuckle

02-07-2003, 12:20 PM	#60
Harumi Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 3,184	I take it that this girl would have to have some toy to impale you wouldn't she? Now if it was a "girl" who could to both..."impale" or "be impaled", that would be twice as scary! And it's not an insult to any hermaphrodites who might be following this thread. I'm not insulting you! Really! I'm not!

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