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Old 05-31-2003, 08:33 PM   #81
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Hi Melissa,

Usually they refer to being a 'new' or 'born-again' Christian in this area.

Now, apparantly, people are being 'newly created'.

Maybe I'll get to meet one of these 'new creatures' at the lake this weekend...
I'd check swampy areas. I always suspected that these sorts of people just kinda crawled up out of the slime
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Thanks Talullah....and what a load of steaming crap!!
This ain't quite a church marquee sign, but my brother has a picture of himself standing next to a sign that's right off the interstate (I-65, I believe) somewhere in Alabama. It has a little red devil with a pitchfork painted on it, and it simply says:

"Go to Church or the Devil will Get You!!".

Wee HAW!!!
Folk in Hazard County hadn't seen a good ol' fashioned Devil Gettin' in some time.

-Gambit
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Old 06-01-2003, 08:16 PM   #83
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I found this one on the N. Texas Church of Freethought website. I've often wished that more churches were this honest...
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Old 06-01-2003, 08:48 PM   #84
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Priceless priceless ... Jobar You may be the Winner...It's not funny just bottom line one celled thinking ...which kinda makes me wonder what do onecelled thinkers think...? "out of the box" i don't think so

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Old 06-03-2003, 06:57 AM   #85
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I found this one on the N. Texas Church of Freethought website. I've often wished that more churches were this honest...
Yup, don't be messin' with all that fancy reasnin' and logic'n! Jes' let the church tell y'all what t'do!

Seriously, are they that stupid? I'm really surprised to see that on a church marquee.
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Gambit, someone in this very town drives a replica of the General Lee proudly and loudly every day.
And Jobar, that is TRULY priceless!! I agree with what others have said, too bad all churches aren't that honest! Although I seriously doubt they realize how stupid that sign makes them look.
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Old 06-04-2003, 03:27 AM   #87
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Seriously, are they that stupid? I'm really surprised to see that on a church marquee.
Some fundies are downright proud of their anti-logic, anti-science, anti-anything-having-to-do-with-reason attitude. It's pride in their ingorance that causes them to put up a sign like that.

It reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy's idea that stupid people should have to sport a sign to warn others. At least in this case, they're nice enough to provide their own sign.
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Here is the jackpot! A website listing every doggone church sign you could possibly think of. Get the barf bag ready!

http://www.crchog.org/id162.htm
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Here is the jackpot! A website listing every doggone church sign you could possibly think of. Get the barf bag ready!

http://www.crchog.org/id162.htm
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I'll have to look at them more closely some time when I'm not at work!
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Here's an ignorant one from that site:

"Knowledge puffs you up-- Love lifts you up."


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Here is the jackpot! A website listing every doggone church sign you could possibly think of. Get the barf bag ready!

http://www.crchog.org/id162.htm
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