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Daggah · 01-07-2003, 01:52 PM

Good news for Christian video gamers

Here's a few goodies:

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"I felt my heart flutter with excitement when Timothy was able to position Jesus in a spot under a tree on the Mount of Olives and get over 20 kills, but I was not pleased when a Muslim character snuck up behind Him and shot His head right off His shoulders!"

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Although it was thrilling to see Jesus killing sinners and hearing the announcer say things like, 'ultra kill!' and the words 'Jesus is on a rampage!' and 'Jesus is unstoppable!' pop up on the screen, I cannot in good conscience allow Timothy to release his maps and characters to the general public until he can get Jesus into this so-called, 'god-mode' thing. Only Jesus' Daddy is authorized to torture and kill our Savior.

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"The first map is just kind of a fun map where you are back in Bible times in Jerusalem, only Jesus and his disciples are armed with modified shock rifles," he explained. "Those of you who are unfortunate enough to be randomly picked as an unarmed Pharisee or Sadducee probably will end up spattered in blood against the Wailing Wall of Jerusalem if any of the disciples or Jesus' mother, Mayhem Mary, get within firing range. I doubt whether you can even jump fast enough after you re-spawn without getting blown away again."

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The next map is a map of Jerusalem in 1988. "I wanted to create a map that would show what it would be like if Jesus kept his prophecy and was true to His word in coming back a generation after Israel became a nation in 1948,

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I added a Billy Graham character and a Jerry Falwell character to fight alongside Jesus, and I think it really gives it an authentic feel because I worked it so they are the only characters who are able to take money from people they kill to increase their score.

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"Timothy Huxton is certainly using the gifts God gave him to be a missionary and spread the Good News to the four-eyed geeks that play this nonsense -that when it comes to angry killing machines, nothing beats the Lord Jesus!"

LMAO...

GunnerJ · 01-07-2003, 07:01 PM

My lightning gun sniping skillz 0wnz Jebus.

PandaJoe · 01-07-2003, 07:55 PM

Huh, no "Redeemer" joke...
I'm disappointed!

Hey, anyone fancy an Infidel vs Infidel UT2k3 game?

GunnerJ · 01-07-2003, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by PandaJoe
Huh, no "Redeemer" joke...
I'm disappointed!

Hey, anyone fancy an Infidel vs Infidel UT2k3 game?

You just gave me an idea.

Redeemer Arena.

On Gael.

No, better yet, on Training Day.

Who's game?

Aethari · 01-07-2003, 10:33 PM

The only Unreal I play is Tactical Ops, sorry

But needless to say...it 'r0xx0rz'!

~Aethari

beoba · 01-07-2003, 10:48 PM

Someone should seriously make that game. That'd be funny as hell.

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01-07-2003, 07:01 PM	#2
GunnerJ Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: a place where i can list whatever location i want Posts: 4,871	My lightning gun sniping skillz 0wnz Jebus.

01-07-2003, 07:55 PM	#3
PandaJoe Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Bloomington, Indiana Posts: 188	Huh, no "Redeemer" joke... I'm disappointed! Hey, anyone fancy an Infidel vs Infidel UT2k3 game?

01-07-2003, 10:33 PM	#5
Aethari Veteran Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Maryland, USA Posts: 1,635	The only Unreal I play is Tactical Ops, sorry But needless to say...it 'r0xx0rz'! ~Aethari

01-07-2003, 10:48 PM	#6
beoba Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 699	Someone should seriously make that game. That'd be funny as hell.

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