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Old 06-02-2003, 04:23 PM   #1
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Default Funky Walker, Dirty Talker

(MadTV skit--- come up with your best dirty talk... the walks don't cut it on-line... FWDT was the talk show host. Each guest was required to have one funky walk and dirty talk for each show. Please note: the Gilbert Godfry lines of 'baby, I want to take my thing and stick it in your thing' will not cut it...
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to start the ball rolling....

Baby, when you go out driving, I want to be the one who pumps your gas...

Baby, when I'm ready for breakfast, I want you to be the one who browns my toast...

Baby, I want to walk barefoot across your carpet and play in your shag with my toes...

Baby, I want to stick my key in your lock and make all your tumblers roll...

let the talking begin...
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OOC: The best episode was the one with Halle Berry - she had FWDT so flustered, the best he could do was this little gem:

"I want to make love to you for an extended period of time."
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Old 06-03-2003, 03:36 PM   #3
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Funky Walker, Dirty Talker:

Mmm, baby, I want to slide my toast into your toaster.

Jennifer Love Hewett: Baby, I want to <beep!>

Well, it had me laughing.

My own Funky Walk, Dirty Talk?

Baby, I want to row my boat through your Tunnel of Love.

<funky walk>
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re: halle:

I rememebr that one. She fell. She recovered nicely. I like her. I understand why FWDT would go all flustered...

Thank you, Brotherman! and for the walk. The 'pump your gas' one was mine own.

come on, guys think of some!
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