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10-23-2002, 02:18 PM | #21 |
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<strong>I would put my money on Homo Sapiens, but that may just be indicative of what species I am.</strong>
That reminds me of an Emo Philips routine, which I will paraphrase: One day, I was thinking about which organ was the most important, and the answer was the brain. And then I realized what came up with that conclusion. [ October 23, 2002: Message edited by: Demigawd ]</p> |
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"In a way I think dogs are kind of like parasites that survive by butt kissing"
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Sure we're superior at building things. And we're also superior at playing the piano, and cooking a mean gumbo. But that doesn't mean we're superior to other animals in any absolute sense, obviously. It's only important if you value the piano, or gumbo. One thing we do have is our versatility -- I'll give you that. Our building-things ability allows us to ape other animals' innate abilities. We can't fly, but we can build planes. We can't run fast, but we can build cars. We can't stay underwater forever, but we can build submarines. This translates to an unusual degree of adaptability and it means we perhaps one day will be able to go to another planet, which no other organism could do (except the ones that ride along with us). [ October 24, 2002: Message edited by: IesusDomini ]</p> |
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Usually when my kids ask me whether humans are better or smarter than animals, I ask them to imagine themselves naked and lost in the woods. How would they fight off a mountain lion? How would they get food? How would they stay warm?
Basically humans are physically weak, vulnerable creatures who have been able to survive by utilizing their over-large brains to invent stuff to make up for not having big teeth, big claws, and a furry covering. |
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What I wanna know is that if humans are so damn superior why is it that my cat comes in every morning completely shagged out with a great big smile on his face (yep cheshire style) and I'm now into my 5th year as a born again virgin!
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Superior for what, sucking up to god?
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In our family pack, (2 dogs, 2 adult humans, and 1 adolescent human male) it is a female doberman named ellie who both thinks she is the pack leader and in reality is in some ways.
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wdog...in my pack (3 dogs, two adult humans) it is the smallest dog who is Alpha. He has me conditioned to get up at 3:00am (of course his annoying perfectly spaced barks in my ear help), let him outside to pee, then he barks at the door for a cookie, eats the cookie, then goes poop, then barks to be let back in.
Even my Rottie and my 13 year old fat pointer mutt (whom we refer to as "The Fun Police") back down if Max gets in their face. How pathetic I am...my dogs determine everything. |
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