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Novowels · 02-07-2003, 04:49 AM

I'd ask for my $8 back.

schu · 02-07-2003, 05:04 AM

If I found myself face to face with someone else's illusion I guess I would have to ask what the hell they were doing in my dream.

Stephen Maturin · 02-07-2003, 05:08 AM

I'd ask the question posed by Hezekiah Jones in this thread.

Xeluan · 02-07-2003, 06:57 AM

"So, was the platypus the result of some sort of weird bet with Jesus or biological recycling gone wrong? And what about lamas?"

Xeluan

Jayjay · 02-07-2003, 07:29 AM

"Can I watch when you answer christians their questions?"

Or if the point is to appease my curiosity, rather than ask for favours...

"As God, you already know what I think about philosophy, ethics, religions, metaphysics, and whatnot. So just tell me, what parts did I get wrong?"

Or if the deity in question is the fundie God who's about to give me a one way ticket to the greatest barbeque ever...

"So you do get your rocks off torturing people, don't you?"

Ojuice5001 · 02-07-2003, 07:59 AM

I assume we're talking about the god Christians believe in. If so, I would ask him why he had a "chosen people," and why he chose the Jews rather than someone else.

DarkBronzePlant · 02-07-2003, 08:32 AM

Jeez, I'd have so many questions...

"How did all the viruses and bacteria survive your Great Flood [TM]? Were they on the ark too (as implied by the bible)? If so, how did all of the animals survive as well?"

"Where is this great firmament in the sky that's holding up the rain water? Oh, and where are the pillars that are holding up the earth, and what are those pillars affixed to?"

"Why did you create homosexuals if we're just supposed to stone them to death?"

"Why do you seem so desparate to be worshipped, and then hide yourself from humans, appearing only in metaphorical stories? Are there some security issues you need to explore?"

DBP

seesaw · 02-07-2003, 09:04 AM

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What will you say to God?

I would ask him "why didn't you give me wing"?

Paul2 · 02-07-2003, 09:32 AM

"You got about $3.50?"

Eudaimonist · 02-07-2003, 09:32 AM

I'd ask Thor: How's Mjolnir hanging?

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02-07-2003, 04:49 AM	#11
Novowels Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,658	I'd ask for my $8 back.

02-07-2003, 05:04 AM	#12
schu Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas Posts: 707	If I found myself face to face with someone else's illusion I guess I would have to ask what the hell they were doing in my dream.

02-07-2003, 05:08 AM	#13
Stephen Maturin Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Broomfield, Colorado, USA Posts: 1,295	I'd ask the question posed by Hezekiah Jones in this thread.

02-07-2003, 06:57 AM	#14
Xeluan Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Some Pub In East Gosford, Australia Posts: 831	"So, was the platypus the result of some sort of weird bet with Jesus or biological recycling gone wrong? And what about lamas?" Xeluan

02-07-2003, 07:29 AM	#15
Jayjay Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 6,261	"Can I watch when you answer christians their questions?" Or if the point is to appease my curiosity, rather than ask for favours... "As God, you already know what I think about philosophy, ethics, religions, metaphysics, and whatnot. So just tell me, what parts did I get wrong?" Or if the deity in question is the fundie God who's about to give me a one way ticket to the greatest barbeque ever... "So you do get your rocks off torturing people, don't you?"

02-07-2003, 07:59 AM	#16
Ojuice5001 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A city in Florida that I love Posts: 3,416	I assume we're talking about the god Christians believe in. If so, I would ask him why he had a "chosen people," and why he chose the Jews rather than someone else.

02-07-2003, 08:32 AM	#17
DarkBronzePlant Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: San Francisco, CA USA Posts: 3,568	Jeez, I'd have so many questions... "How did all the viruses and bacteria survive your Great Flood [TM]? Were they on the ark too (as implied by the bible)? If so, how did all of the animals survive as well?" "Where is this great firmament in the sky that's holding up the rain water? Oh, and where are the pillars that are holding up the earth, and what are those pillars affixed to?" "Why did you create homosexuals if we're just supposed to stone them to death?" "Why do you seem so desparate to be worshipped, and then hide yourself from humans, appearing only in metaphorical stories? Are there some security issues you need to explore?" DBP

02-07-2003, 09:32 AM	#19
Paul2 Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,088	"You got about $3.50?"

02-07-2003, 09:32 AM	#20
Eudaimonist Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Sundsvall, Sweden Posts: 3,159	I'd ask Thor: How's Mjolnir hanging?

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