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flurpy2 · 05-21-2003, 12:36 PM

At the following Christian site they are selling Jesus dolls for toddlers.
http://www.preciousinhissight.com/toys.html

I actually thought of it myself a while back, and always enjoyed the reaction I get when mentioning this idea to Christians. It is supposed to be utterly blasphemous.

Maybe even Aqua can use this idea for a sequel song to barbie girl. "Jesus doll... I can dress Him anywhere"

The funniest line however describing this Jesus doll is on their own site:
"The Ultimate Security Blanket! Watch for additions to the collection! "

Yep, thats exactly what I keep telling this Christians about that Jesus guy, and now they say it themselves.

flurpy2 · 05-21-2003, 01:07 PM

Also have a look at
http://www.babyjesusdoll.com/

You can pay by Visa or Mastercard, He comes in complete with a manger, and comes in a variety of colours including, as they describe it "african american".

My stomach hurts from all the laughing.

Anti-Creedance Front · 05-21-2003, 02:27 PM

Wow, I never knew there were multiple versions of Jesus, not to mention an Aryan and African American one. Maybe Jesus was a Norwegian.

Coragyps · 05-21-2003, 03:10 PM

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Maybe Jesus was a Norwegian.

Mmmmm! Ludefisk for communion!

Toto · 05-21-2003, 03:56 PM

BabyJesusDoll comes in Anglo, African American, Dark Hispanic & Latin - but no Korean or middle eastern ?!? And his little swaddling clothes have a gold cross on the front, to remind him of the terrible way he will die.

Only 49.50 plus 9.50 shipping and handling.

This is aimed at grandparents with too much money.

One of the last sane · 05-21-2003, 06:29 PM

I wonder if the BabyJesus doll is anatomically correct? He should be circumcized since he looks to be more than 8 days old. Or is Jesus portrayed as a dickless individual?

s5o8 · 05-22-2003, 04:37 AM

These are my favorite ones. Action Jesus comes with �poseable� arms, usefull if you are a action hero I�m sure
Jesus Action Figure

Dashboard Jesus

Black Jesus

mike_decock · 05-23-2003, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by s5o8
Black Jesus

LOL!

:notworthy

-Mike...

05-21-2003, 12:36 PM	#1
flurpy2 Junior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: south africa Posts: 20	Jesus dolls for sale!!! At the following Christian site they are selling Jesus dolls for toddlers. http://www.preciousinhissight.com/toys.html I actually thought of it myself a while back, and always enjoyed the reaction I get when mentioning this idea to Christians. It is supposed to be utterly blasphemous. Maybe even Aqua can use this idea for a sequel song to barbie girl. "Jesus doll... I can dress Him anywhere" The funniest line however describing this Jesus doll is on their own site: "The Ultimate Security Blanket! Watch for additions to the collection! " Yep, thats exactly what I keep telling this Christians about that Jesus guy, and now they say it themselves.

05-21-2003, 01:07 PM	#2
flurpy2 Junior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: south africa Posts: 20	and here is baby jesus dolls Also have a look at http://www.babyjesusdoll.com/ You can pay by Visa or Mastercard, He comes in complete with a manger, and comes in a variety of colours including, as they describe it "african american". My stomach hurts from all the laughing.

05-22-2003, 04:37 AM	#7
s5o8 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: UK Posts: 45	Dashboard Jesus These are my favorite ones. Action Jesus comes with �poseable� arms, usefull if you are a action hero I�m sure Jesus Action Figure Dashboard Jesus Black Jesus

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05-21-2003, 02:27 PM	#3
Anti-Creedance Front Regular Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 452	Wow, I never knew there were multiple versions of Jesus, not to mention an Aryan and African American one. Maybe Jesus was a Norwegian.

05-21-2003, 03:56 PM	#5
Toto Contributor Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Los Angeles area Posts: 40,549	BabyJesusDoll comes in Anglo, African American, Dark Hispanic & Latin - but no Korean or middle eastern ?!? And his little swaddling clothes have a gold cross on the front, to remind him of the terrible way he will die. Only 49.50 plus 9.50 shipping and handling. This is aimed at grandparents with too much money.

05-21-2003, 06:29 PM	#6
One of the last sane Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: hereabouts Posts: 734	I wonder if the BabyJesus doll is anatomically correct? He should be circumcized since he looks to be more than 8 days old. Or is Jesus portrayed as a dickless individual?

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