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Godless Dave · 05-15-2003, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by enigma555
"Joint Worship Service"

I'm having one of those services at my house tonight.

Ensign Steve · 05-15-2003, 11:52 AM

A candle loses nothing by lighting another. * barf *

I loses nothing by lighting a joint, either. I'll be over at 8, Dave.

jess · 05-15-2003, 12:16 PM

not a sign, but the radio dude said :God is never happier than when a woman is on her knees before him...

sakrilege · 05-15-2003, 05:09 PM

Be an organ donor, give your heart to jesus.

jesus, don't leave earth without him.

Vespertine · 05-15-2003, 05:18 PM

Ooh, I saw that first one, sakrilege, in Idaho I believe... It was great because first I saw 'be an organ donor' and I thought, "aw! the christians are being nice!" Then I saw 'give your heart to jesus' and immediately I started laughing. My friend enjoyed it to and it was our little joke for awhile. None of the christians knew why we were laughing.

And I found 5 dollars.

sakrilege · 05-16-2003, 05:29 AM

The same church that had the 'be an organ donor' message now has...

Spring is god's way of saying I love you.

Tell that to all the folks in tornado alley!

pz · 05-16-2003, 05:47 AM

A billboard:

"Body piercing can save your life"

with a crude picture of wooden crosspiece, with a hand nailed to it.

Another area ripe for scorn are the anti-abortion signs. They are all over the place out here.

There's a series of them that start out "Did you know...", and proceed to give bad lessons in reproductive biology.

"Did you know...my heart began to beat at 24 days?"

If I had buckets of money, I'd put up a billboard right next to that one with a picture of an embryonic fish: "Did you know...my heart began to beat at 24 hours?"

Godless Dave · 05-16-2003, 06:47 AM

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Originally posted by pz

Another area ripe for scorn are the anti-abortion signs. They are all over the place out here.

Pz, have you noticed that almost all the babies pictured on those anti-abortion babies are white?

pz · 05-16-2003, 07:05 AM

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Originally posted by Godless Dave
Pz, have you noticed that almost all the babies pictured on those anti-abortion babies are white?

Yeah, and cute and smiling, too.

Shadowy Man · 05-16-2003, 09:30 AM

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05-15-2003, 11:52 AM	#12
Ensign Steve Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Augusta, Georgia, United States Posts: 1,235	A candle loses nothing by lighting another. * barf * I loses nothing by lighting a joint, either. I'll be over at 8, Dave.

05-15-2003, 12:16 PM	#13
jess Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: rationalpagans.com Posts: 7,400	not a sign, but the radio dude said :God is never happier than when a woman is on her knees before him...

05-15-2003, 05:09 PM	#14
sakrilege Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cleveland, OH, USA Folding@Home Godless Team Posts: 6,211	Be an organ donor, give your heart to jesus. jesus, don't leave earth without him.

05-15-2003, 05:18 PM	#15
Vespertine Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Missoula, MT Posts: 196	Ooh, I saw that first one, sakrilege, in Idaho I believe... It was great because first I saw 'be an organ donor' and I thought, "aw! the christians are being nice!" Then I saw 'give your heart to jesus' and immediately I started laughing. My friend enjoyed it to and it was our little joke for awhile. None of the christians knew why we were laughing. And I found 5 dollars.

05-16-2003, 05:29 AM	#16
sakrilege Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cleveland, OH, USA Folding@Home Godless Team Posts: 6,211	The same church that had the 'be an organ donor' message now has... Spring is god's way of saying I love you. Tell that to all the folks in tornado alley!

05-16-2003, 05:47 AM	#17
pz Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Morris, MN Posts: 3,341	A billboard: "Body piercing can save your life" with a crude picture of wooden crosspiece, with a hand nailed to it. Another area ripe for scorn are the anti-abortion signs. They are all over the place out here. There's a series of them that start out "Did you know...", and proceed to give bad lessons in reproductive biology. "Did you know...my heart began to beat at 24 days?" If I had buckets of money, I'd put up a billboard right next to that one with a picture of an embryonic fish: "Did you know...my heart began to beat at 24 hours?"

05-16-2003, 09:30 AM	#20
Shadowy Man Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A Shadowy Planet Posts: 7,585

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