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Apocolips · 07-20-2003, 07:47 AM

Hola!

What do you call something with six legs and four balls?

Peter, Paul and Mary

SENOR

id.s · 07-23-2003, 01:03 PM

what has 6 wheels and flies

A garbage truck carrying that joke to the dump. Nice try though.

braces_for_impact · 07-23-2003, 01:21 PM

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

You can hang the picture with just one nail.

Kthulhu · 07-23-2003, 03:26 PM

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?

Intentionally walk him and pitch to the rhino.

~The Thing That Should Not Be

MJones · 07-23-2003, 07:34 PM

What do you call a dog with steel balls and no hind legs?

Sparky!

Kimpatsu · 07-24-2003, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by braces_for_impact
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with just one nail.

You don't need a nail to hang Jesus, just a rope.

cpickett · 07-24-2003, 11:58 AM

What's brown and sticky?

A stick...

Kevin Dorner · 07-24-2003, 12:38 PM

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung.

MJones · 07-24-2003, 01:35 PM

What is the white stuff in chicken shit?

Chicken shit.

Dirty Dog

Huginn · 07-25-2003, 09:26 AM

What's brown and sticky?

Parcel tape.

07-20-2003, 07:47 AM	#1
Apocolips Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hangzhou, China Posts: 2,402	6 legs, 4 balls. Hola! What do you call something with six legs and four balls? Peter, Paul and Mary SENOR

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id.s Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: VICTORIA B. C. CANADA Posts: 206	senor snore what has 6 wheels and flies A garbage truck carrying that joke to the dump. Nice try though.

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07-23-2003, 01:21 PM	#3
braces_for_impact Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In a nondescript, black helicopter. Posts: 6,637	What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.

07-23-2003, 03:26 PM	#4
Kthulhu Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: R'lyeh Posts: 217	What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Intentionally walk him and pitch to the rhino. ~The Thing That Should Not Be

07-23-2003, 07:34 PM	#5
MJones Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Lincoln, AL Posts: 1,048	What do you call a dog with steel balls and no hind legs? Sparky!

07-24-2003, 11:58 AM	#7
cpickett Regular Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Arcadia, IN, USA Posts: 308	What's brown and sticky? A stick...

07-24-2003, 12:38 PM	#8
Kevin Dorner Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 762	What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

07-24-2003, 01:35 PM	#9
MJones Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Lincoln, AL Posts: 1,048	What is the white stuff in chicken shit? Chicken shit. Dirty Dog

07-25-2003, 09:26 AM	#10
Huginn Veteran Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lincoln, England Posts: 1,499	What's brown and sticky? Parcel tape.