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seebs · 01-12-2003, 09:46 PM

I often conclude that people must be reading a Bible much different than any of the ones I have access to, in which a bunch of additional stuff is mentioned.

Here's a Creation/Evolution one.

http://www.christianforums.com/showt...611#post563611

Posted for your amusement.

LAUGH, DAMN YOU!

Doubting Didymus · 01-12-2003, 09:54 PM

I can't quite see any jokes. Was there a specific post in that 13 page thread that you wanted to draw our attention to?

Doubting Didymus · 01-12-2003, 09:56 PM

... and what do the words "electric boogaloo" have to do with anything?

seebs · 01-12-2003, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by Doubting Didymus
... and what do the words "electric boogaloo" have to do with anything?

Long ago, there was a movie called "Breakin'", about a fad called breakdancing. After a while, there was a sequel, called "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo".

It turns out to be a great name for a sequel to almost anything.

The joke is the thing about Genesis 3:25-33. Maybe it's not funny in this audience. (It's post #120; the link should go straight to it.)

Doubting Didymus · 01-12-2003, 10:06 PM

Ah! I see it now. I tried to scroll before all the horrible junk was finished loading, and ended up on someone elses post.

For those who missed it:

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Perhaps they are thinking of one of the things that got put in Bible II: Electric Boogaloo

Genesis 3:25-

25. And God turned to the beasts which moveth upon the earth, and he spake unto them:
26. "Those of you with molars, get thee hence, for I speak not to you."
27. And the beasts which had grinding teeth, not cutting teeth, they left quickly, for they feared God.
28. To those remaining animals, whose teeth were clearly suited to rending and cutting, God spake again.
29. "Now that those two bipeds have buggered everything, you will eat of other animals, not of plants.
30. And you will have a use for those sharp teeth, and you will no longer choke on food you can't even chew.
31. And you will not need to bug Me all the time about vitamin supplements and protein drinks because you can't digest your food.
32. And you will find a use for those claws.
33. And I still say I didn't plan for this."

beyelzu · 01-13-2003, 02:28 AM

well, i thought it was funny seebs. and i would also like to say that i really appreciate your consistency. basic christian, non fundie here, basic christian non fundy there.

seesaw · 01-13-2003, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Here's a Creation/Evolution one.

http://www.christianforums.com/show...3611#post563611

Posted for your amusement.

LAUGH, DAMN YOU!

Heh I already laughed. I have been trying to stay away from that thread it always makes me :banghead:

luvluv · 01-15-2003, 04:58 PM

Ozone....

STREET DANCER!

Doubting Didymus · 01-15-2003, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by luvluv
Ozone....

STREET DANCER!

luvluv · 01-15-2003, 05:34 PM

"And bring your girlfriend, the dancer, cause you're going to need a shoulder to cry on."

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01-12-2003, 09:46 PM	#1
seebs Contributor Join Date: May 2002 Location: Saint Paul, MN Posts: 24,524	Bible II: Electric Boogaloo I often conclude that people must be reading a Bible much different than any of the ones I have access to, in which a bunch of additional stuff is mentioned. Here's a Creation/Evolution one. http://www.christianforums.com/showt...611#post563611 Posted for your amusement. LAUGH, DAMN YOU!

01-12-2003, 09:54 PM	#2
Doubting Didymus Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: East Coast. Australia. Posts: 5,455	I can't quite see any jokes. Was there a specific post in that 13 page thread that you wanted to draw our attention to?

01-12-2003, 09:56 PM	#3
Doubting Didymus Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: East Coast. Australia. Posts: 5,455	... and what do the words "electric boogaloo" have to do with anything?

01-13-2003, 02:28 AM	#6
beyelzu Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the peach state ga I am a metaphysical naturalist Posts: 2,869	well, i thought it was funny seebs. and i would also like to say that i really appreciate your consistency. basic christian, non fundie here, basic christian non fundy there.

01-15-2003, 04:58 PM	#8
luvluv Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Planet Lovetron Posts: 3,919	Ozone.... STREET DANCER!

01-15-2003, 05:34 PM	#10
luvluv Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Planet Lovetron Posts: 3,919	"And bring your girlfriend, the dancer, cause you're going to need a shoulder to cry on."

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