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southernhybrid · 05-17-2003, 06:38 AM

I saw this one on a rural church yesterday.

The greatest of women's rights is the right of motherhood.

Let's keep the women barefoot and pregant

Family Man · 05-17-2003, 08:47 AM

Worry looks ahead, faith looks up.

Seems to me that worry is a lot more sensible than faith.

Ensign Steve · 05-17-2003, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by Sakpo
So one night I walked up to the thing with a can of pain in hand and wrote along the bottom, in fairly large red letters...

Is that like a can of whoop-ass? hehehe.

RawData · 05-17-2003, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sakpo

So one night I walked up to the thing with a can of pain[t] in hand and wrote along the bottom, in fairly large red letters "This is a sign of ignorance." Man, that felt good.

Excellent work dude
RD :notworthy

Darwin26 · 05-18-2003, 01:24 AM

i won't be able to sleep for thinking of these gawd forsaken pedant sayings ...
We don't have as many churches here in Gomorrah but i did see one once... it was stupid then

"If the brook didn't have have any rocks it wouldn't babble"

and it's stupid now.

You have just got to pitty folks who live and breath this stuff

Get Real ... get on line with the gawdless

KitKit · 05-18-2003, 08:09 AM

Sakpo~THAT'S AWESOME!!!!

i took a road trip this weekend to see a friend graduate from college & there was a church that was apparently pretty far for people to drive to & the billboard said "alive & worth the drive!". being a marketing director i had to wonder who the hell does their advertising.

Shake · 05-19-2003, 05:11 AM

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Originally posted by Sakpo
That's hilarious!

...

Anyway, the god damned signs were everywhere. Finally, they (illegally) put up a massive billboard like sign directly opposite to the house, on public property (not the park btw) saying something like "GO AWAY!" followed by a little diatribe in smaller letters. Nobody came to remove the sign from the public property. They'd secured it well, made it from good materials, etc. So one night I walked up to the thing with a can of pain in hand and wrote along the bottom, in fairly large red letters "This is a sign of ignorance." Man, that felt good.

Way to go, dude! It feels good just reading about it!

Rushianbeing · 05-19-2003, 08:07 AM

KitKit and Sakpo, you are inspirations to us all!! YOU ROCK!!!

:notworthy

Jewel · 05-19-2003, 09:36 AM

In an issue of FFRF's newsletter a few months ago there was a picture of a church marquee that said "There are no atheists in Hell"

They were probably going for a variation of the 'no atheists in foxholes' tripe, but it made me laugh, none the less -- and for once I actually agreed!

MzNeko · 05-19-2003, 11:18 AM

A church sign that I rather liked (it was near a major freeway) said "Last chance to pray before freeway!"

I thought that was at least cute.

05-18-2003, 01:24 AM	#35
Darwin26 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Encino, CA Posts: 806	...Tears of Lafffffter .... i won't be able to sleep for thinking of these gawd forsaken pedant sayings ... We don't have as many churches here in Gomorrah but i did see one once... it was stupid then "If the brook didn't have have any rocks it wouldn't babble" and it's stupid now. You have just got to pitty folks who live and breath this stuff Get Real ... get on line with the gawdless

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05-17-2003, 06:38 AM	#31
southernhybrid Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: heavenly Georgia Posts: 3,862	I saw this one on a rural church yesterday. The greatest of women's rights is the right of motherhood. Let's keep the women barefoot and pregant

05-17-2003, 08:47 AM	#32
Family Man Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Superior, CO USA Posts: 1,553	Worry looks ahead, faith looks up. Seems to me that worry is a lot more sensible than faith.

05-18-2003, 08:09 AM	#36
KitKit Regular Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: earth Posts: 142	Sakpo~THAT'S AWESOME!!!! i took a road trip this weekend to see a friend graduate from college & there was a church that was apparently pretty far for people to drive to & the billboard said "alive & worth the drive!". being a marketing director i had to wonder who the hell does their advertising.

05-19-2003, 08:07 AM	#38
Rushianbeing Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: the holler, y'all Posts: 243	KitKit and Sakpo, you are inspirations to us all!! YOU ROCK!!! :notworthy

05-19-2003, 09:36 AM	#39
Jewel Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Northern Virginia, USA Posts: 1,112	In an issue of FFRF's newsletter a few months ago there was a picture of a church marquee that said "There are no atheists in Hell" They were probably going for a variation of the 'no atheists in foxholes' tripe, but it made me laugh, none the less -- and for once I actually agreed!

05-19-2003, 11:18 AM	#40
MzNeko Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Long Beach, California Posts: 1,127	A church sign that I rather liked (it was near a major freeway) said "Last chance to pray before freeway!" I thought that was at least cute.

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