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Old 03-01-2003, 10:48 AM   #1
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Cool Girl's Time Out - NO boys unless you're the stripper I ordered

After all this studying and domestic responsibilities/chores, I thought I could use some girls time out. I've got a couple of movies - Don Juan Del Marco and Tank Girl. Sensual romance with that cute hottie Johnny Depp, and kick-ass girlstuff. I'm making hot popcorn for us all.

First off, I thought I'd get a nice deep cleansing face mask on - it's a lovely shade of blue/green, cos it's got marine algae in it. YUM!. When I've got that on, I thought I'd spread my toes with cotton balls (yes, even the broken one) and give my nails a buff and shine, followed by some polish. But what colour? Hmmmm....

Anyway ladies, while I think more on the colour, I'll mix us up a refreshing drink. Would you prefer a cooling sangria, or would you like something else?

Wanders off to the icebox in curlers, bath robe, face mask and cotton-woolled tootsies...
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Old 03-01-2003, 10:55 AM   #2
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Sangria sounds good. Yum.

I vote for some sort of bright red or blue for the toes. I'm always partial to blue toes myself in the summer. I really need to do something with my toes right now. There are these small patches of unworn-off polish from last summer on both of my big toenails. I can't believe how long this stuff can last! It's been like 7 months! Sandal weather is approaching so I will have to do something soon.

Mmmm, Johnny Depp.... let's watch that one twice.
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Ladies are getting too aggresive. Regardless, it is their choice to decide their own future.

Tic - Toc - Tic - Toc...
 
Old 03-01-2003, 10:58 AM   #4
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I'm not into all that "girly" crap. Save the cucumbers for the salad, I always say.

But....I'll join you as my metallic purple nail polish is wearing off.


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"Me say war!!!" -- Bob Marley

This is proceeding according perfectly to "social physics" (even though that study doesn't exist -- YET!)"

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[shows up at the door in a policeman outfit, carrying a boom box]

Excuse me ladies but there's been a complaint. Apparantly, it's time for THE PARTY TO START!

[turns on music and ..... you know the rest]
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Hmm, I might have to pass on the blues - I love the colour, but I have olive toned skin, and blue can make me look to green, if that makes sense. I have a nice neutral tawny colour - might match the french manicure I was thinking of giving myself.

[/i]Passes oriecat a tall glass of sangria[/i]

I've invited a few of the other girls - via my thread title - so as soon as they arrive we can start that Depp movie. He's dreamy, isn't he? I'd really like to....ooops, damn. I've just chipped a nail. They were growing so nicely, too.

Anyway, I have a little weed left over from a wedding I attended a few months back - shall we get a little high while we wait for the others. Hehehehe. Oh, and i got in a stripper for later - I hope he comes in uniform - and that he's nice and buff.

Now, your toenails - here, I'll buff that old polish off them for you. But first soak them in this foot bath.

Oh, hey! Have you seen those pics of Brad Pitt naked - the ones where you can move the fig leaf around and expose him. LOL! He's not very well hung, y'know. - Imagination is always better, ain't it! Hahahahaha.
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ALL YOU BOYS GO TO THE PUB OR SOMETHING!!

Except for that nice police officer. "Officer, I've been a bad, bad girl - I think you should handcuff me and take me downtown"

Oh, hey, LadyTricia! Welcome! Grab yourself a sangria and kick back a little.
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Hi Lady Tricia! We'll get that polish all taken care of. But don't neglect to take good care of your skin, despite the girlishness. Suddenly you'll find yourself in your 30s and staring at crows feet. And the worst thing is the skin getting older, but still getting zits! Am I old or young?! Make up your mind, stupid skin!

Shooes the boys back outside
We don't want your kind here!

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Naked Brad, you say, luna? Don't think I've had the priviledge. Anyway, he's still pretty dreamy. It's more what they can do with it, than how it looks anyway.
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"Officer, I've been a bad, bad girl - I think you should handcuff me and take me downtown"

Do not fall for that shit dude! That woman is trying to stomp your soul regardless of what you see.
 
 

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