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Feather · 03-20-2003, 07:58 AM

Me wants some.

dunadan · 03-20-2003, 08:31 AM

The Catholics are mad about ice cream?

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"These sins are serious matters," Manfred Nielen, spokesman for the archbishopric of Hamburg, told Reuters news agency.

We need to turn the other cheek when our priests are raping little boys, but vanilla ice cream with strawberry chocolate coating will send you to HELL! (Whoops purgatory, forgot these are Catholics)

Also:

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"We cannot support something which advocates turning away from God."

'Yes Timmy, step into my rectory for a moment, I would like to teach a new facet of god's love. As well as some more rect- words.'

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Unilever, meanwhile, said that the flavours did not endorse sin but were just harmless fun.
"We carried out wide consultations including with vested group interests and no objections were raised," David Lewis, director of communications for Unilever's UK subsidiary

FLASH! PUBLIC OPINION POLL SHOWS FRINGE BIBLE THINKING IRRELEVENT!

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"Vanity" is reported to be the most popular flavour in Australia.

I wonder how many mirrors Ju'iblex owns . . .

Beetle · 03-20-2003, 09:05 AM

Nice to see the Catholic Church has so much free time on its hands these days that it can get worked up about ice cream.

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