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Doubting Didymus · 07-14-2003, 06:59 PM

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

I don't know what the rest of you are doing wrong, But I, for one, am virtuous. You hear me? Virtuous!

braces_for_impact · 07-14-2003, 07:17 PM

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

velvetfinger · 07-14-2003, 08:26 PM

i'm level six, city of dis.

typical for a bloody agnostic, eh? always middle of the road.

BigBlue2 · 07-14-2003, 09:47 PM

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Fourth Level of Hell
Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here

Apparently I'm greedy and wasteful.

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Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - Very Low
Level 2 - Lustful - Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Very High
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics - Very High
Level 7 - Violent - Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Rhaedas · 07-14-2003, 10:08 PM

See you in Dis...the city of rationality and logic, I guess.

echidna · 07-14-2003, 10:32 PM

Pah, that survey's out of date anyway.

Tenth circle added to rapidly growing Hell

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His face contorted in the Misery of the Damned, a Disney lawyer said: "It's hell here�there are no executive lounges, I can't get any decent risotto, and the suit I have to wear is a cheap Brooks Brothers knock-off. I'm beeped every 30 seconds, and there's no way to return the calls. Plus, I'm being boiled upside down in lard while jackals gnaw at the soles of my feet. If I could just reach the fax machine on that nearby rock, I could contact some well-placed associates and work something out, but it's just out of my grasp, and it's out of ink and constantly blinking the message, 'Replace Toner Cartridge, Replace Toner Cartridge, Replace Toner Cartridge.'"

He then resumed screaming in agony.

Ispikes · 07-15-2003, 03:43 AM

Always the city of Dis...

Worldtraveller · 07-15-2003, 07:43 AM

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

That sounds about right....lustful!

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

I'm not sure how I ranked 'High' under trecherous...??
Oh well. it's not very crowded in here....

-Lane

Vylo · 07-23-2003, 04:09 PM

I got 5th level

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"You're only going to get more wrath!" - Homer Simpson, as Ganesh

Bunny Lover · 07-23-2003, 04:54 PM

Hello,

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First Level of Hell - Limbo

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Extreme
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
First Level of Hell - Limbo

Makes sense. I love to limbo.

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07-14-2003, 07:17 PM	#22
braces_for_impact Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In a nondescript, black helicopter. Posts: 6,637	Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low Level 2 Lustful Extreme Level 3 Gluttonous High Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High Level 7 Violent Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

07-14-2003, 08:26 PM	#23
velvetfinger Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hyogo, Japan Posts: 942	i'm level six, city of dis. typical for a bloody agnostic, eh? always middle of the road.

07-14-2003, 10:08 PM	#25
Rhaedas Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 3,440	See you in Dis...the city of rationality and logic, I guess.

07-15-2003, 03:43 AM	#27
Ispikes Regular Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere interesting Posts: 164	Always the city of Dis...

07-15-2003, 07:43 AM	#28
Worldtraveller Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 7,834	Second Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. That sounds about right....lustful! Level Who are sent there? Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful Extreme Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme Level 7 Violent High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High I'm not sure how I ranked 'High' under trecherous...?? Oh well. it's not very crowded in here.... -Lane

07-23-2003, 04:09 PM	#29
Vylo Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: washington, NJ 07882 Posts: 253	I got 5th level . "You're only going to get more wrath!" - Homer Simpson, as Ganesh

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