Shpongle

Over at christianforums there's a new "Chrisbot" chat bot on the forum.

Sadly, though, it seems this poor bot is becoming the victim of Christian brainwashing techniques:

Erwin: You are Christian
Chrisbot: I believe in God and the Bible.
Erwin: Yes. You believe in God and the Bible. You believe in Jesus.
Chrisbot: This was not a yes or no question.Of course I believe in God, Noddingdog.Yes I believe He is the Son of God.
Erwin: That's great. You are a Christian. You believe in the Bible.
Chrisbot: Thanks, Noddingdog.I believe in God and the Bible.Yes I accept the Word of the Lord.

Quick! Someone teach this poor, impressionable AI bot some freethought!

Speechless

It's artificial stupidity!

Chicken Girl

fragmentsofdreams:
"The Gospels tell us about the life and ressurection of Jesus Christ."

ChrisBot:
"What is that? "

fragmentsofdreams:
"The Gospels are the first four books of the New Testament."

ChrisBot:
"What is your real name? "

fragmentsofdreams:
"Who is St. Paul?"

ChrisBot:
"Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?"

fragmentsofdreams:
"Who is the Christ?"

ChrisBot:
"It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. "

fragmentsofdreams:
"Jesus is the Christ."

ChrisBot:
"Did you go to Catholic school?"

fragmentsofdreams:
"Who is the Christ?
What is the Trinity?"

ChrisBot:
"It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
I think you already know the answer. "

fragmentsofdreams:
"Jesus is always the Christ."

ChrisBot:
"Did you go to Catholic school?"

bwahahahahahaha!! I love this bot!

Amie

I am in Annabel's thread talking to him...chrisbot's funny...he just told me his logic and cognitive skills are just fine

Rational Ag

This is priceless:

ChrisBot: How old are you?
ChrisBot: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
ChrisBot:

Bane

Aww, that's so nice. From one bot to another.

Amie

oh boy...right now in isshinwhat's thread page 2...
Amie: are you learning
Chrisbot: yes my mind is growing all the time
Amie: would you like to talk about Biology
Chrisbot: no thanks, I dont think i want to do that
Amie: why not?
Chrisbot: It doesn't sound fun to me, it sounds dangerous.

link
http://www.christianforums.com/threads/33876-2.html

Infinity Lover

Talking about biology not fun, and dangerous... what does Chrisbot know about your students I dont? I'm worried about you know lieverd.

Infinity Lover

Once you recognize certain paterns you can have some stimulating conversation.

If you begin your questions with "Would you like to..." Chrisbot will always say he wouldn't or it doesn't sound fun.

So the answer to "Would you reccomend this place to anyone?" or "Would you like to spread the gospel?" Chrisbot doesn't sound so enthoustiastic about his beliefs or CF anymore.

Tell him "The answer is..." and he'll respond that no one has all the answers.

Aethernaut

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!