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RIGHT ON!!!!

Howard

I'd appreciate it. Try not to end up exposing yourself on a Spring Break video. That's one of those "Well it seemed like a good idea at the time" things.

I like the support group idea, "The Aging Infidels - We may be old and un-cool, but we're still cunning, spiteful and horny."

ImGod

I'm only 33, but I'm quickly becoming the uptight old man you see with the fruit-of-the-loom t-shirt, shorts, and dress socks mowing his yard.

Dammit, why would I throw out a perfectly good pair of dress shoes when I can use them for mowing.

I'm scared, help me. Must, fight, the urge to age.

Howard

Mowing the lawn in dress socks? This sounds bad. Tell me, have you developed an urge to wear a white belt and matching shoes? If so, I'm afraid there's no hope.

Megatron

This is one of those times I pump my fist in the air, glad to be 24, proud to listen to death metal and drink like a fish.

Because I know my time is coming...

*sigh*

Bunny Lover

Hello,

"Let's get down," is what people around here say when they mean "Let's exit this vehicle." What on earth did that mean back in your day?

Howard

Can't remember exactly... those years are pretty fuzzy, but I think it had something to do with sex, or drugs, or rock and roll, or all three. Yeah, sex, drugs and rock and roll� it�s all starting to come back to me.

Bunny Lover

Hello,

Since I've never had sex, used drugs, rocked and/or rolled, I'll have to take your word for it.

See? Kids these days aren't so hot.

Howard

When I was your age that's pretty much all I did. What the hell happened to old fashioned values of debauchery, decadence and self-indulgence? I just don't understand kids these days.

Vorkosigan

Sorry, Howard, I'd offer you some sympathy, but I got kids working on the piano, the dog is chewing up the garbage again, the lawn mower needs fixed.....



Vorkosigan