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LaFlavor · 03-26-2003, 06:55 PM

if car A leaves chicago, IL at 10:30 AM traveling at 60 miles per hour, and car B leaves topeka, KS at 11:00 AM traveling at 55 mph, where will the two cars meet?

A voltage Vl(t) = 10cos(2000*pi*t) is applied to a 100-mH inductance, what is the complex impedance of the inductance? What is the phasor voltage and current?

what was that saying they had back in texas again?

Verithrax · 03-27-2003, 04:27 PM

From south park:

"Sir, are you high or just increndibily stupid?"

"I can assure you that I am not high."

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Buddrow_Wilson · 03-27-2003, 05:12 PM

My favorite:

Quote:

"Why did the Republicans spend more investigating Clinton's BJ than they spent on investigating 9/11?"

mine: Is there any truth to the rumors that you are animated and voiced by Mr. Frank Oz?

mikester · 03-27-2003, 07:17 PM

"Seriously, what's wrong with you?"

"Do you feel emotions such as shame, guilt, lamentation, or grief at ALL?"

"Did a group of brown people kick your ass in college or something?"

"Why can't you tell the truth?"

"Why can't you tell a lie with a straight face?"

edit:

"Are you jealous people like Reagan more than they like you?"

"Can you even read?"

reverendmoss · 03-27-2003, 09:28 PM

I'd have to say something. No way to possibly resist. Like if we were standing at adjacent urinals or in line at the post office or something.

"Who's the one making all these decisions, you know, the real president?"

JonathanChance · 03-27-2003, 10:13 PM

This list was so hilarious that I forwarded it to a bunch of people I know. Check out the response I got from some guy who apparently does not know how to spell such simple little words like "are" and "you".

Quote:

: :
: You r sure a democrat!!! can tell with all this whining. Why dont u try and get some facts to back up what u have to say. I'm not talking about that antibush site either. Real FACTS..
: As far as abortion or mentally handicapedi have some questions. Was bush sitting in a trial of a handicap or did he personally kill one?? I think not the president cant all in alone do anything in this great united states. As far as abortion it should be illegal atleast last i checked i couldnt just go out in the street and shoot somebody because i wanted to. At 5 weeks and those pro abortion doctors can tell ya all they want that its just a blob of cells, i saw first hand that it isnt (see look facts )i had an ultrsound then and guess what i saw.... little arms and legs and the cutest little heartbeat. do u realize that at 5 weeks pregnant most people dont even realize they r expecting. Ok i have one more thing to ask u. I know u think bush is crooked and evil, they all have to give and take to a point. do you reallyu think clinton really was anymore honest?? If you answer yes u r a liar and really have your blinders on. Clinton proved without a doubt that he could not be trusted and that he couldnt tell the truth if his life depended on it. What really blows me away is that the democrats said "big deal he got a bj from an intern." Did you al miss the point?? I personally dont care if he slept with goats!!! But he sat UNDER OATH and lied or should i say it just all seemed to slip his mind. If he had no respect for taking an oath= no respect for the USA and the people.Please think about this. I wouldnt say im a democrat or republican i personnaly go on the facts i know about a person and then vote for the one i find most credible and honest with views similiar to mine. Another thing whether it was clinton or bush heading this war people still wouldnt be happy. No one likes war but i do believe it is neccessary, whether i like it or not. I will continue to pray for our brave soldiers.I am also praying that we as country put our difference in opinions and come together and support each other. I do not like this war but i cant change that.And i sure wouldnt want to be in bush's shoes having to make the call.Oh one other thing before i close, remember to thank a vet or present serviceman for all he has done and doing. God Bless everyone!!!!!!

Junkyard Slug · 03-28-2003, 10:06 AM

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

JYS

Ensign Steve · 03-28-2003, 10:13 AM

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Originally posted by Junkyard Slug
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

JYS

African or European?

christ-on-a-stick · 03-28-2003, 10:44 AM

Question: is part of the game that he will tell the truth?

If so, I would ask:

"Do you really believe all the fundy Xianity stuff or are you just pandering to the Religious Right?"

If he answered the latter, it would piss me off, but if he answered the former, it would scare the living shit out of me.

christ-on-a-stick · 03-28-2003, 10:46 AM

Oooh... on a less serious more human-interest-for-laffs note, I would like to know:

"Did you *really* choke on a pretzel or were you just plastered out of your skull?"

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03-26-2003, 06:55 PM	#11
LaFlavor Regular Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Atlanta, GA, USA Posts: 267	if car A leaves chicago, IL at 10:30 AM traveling at 60 miles per hour, and car B leaves topeka, KS at 11:00 AM traveling at 55 mph, where will the two cars meet? A voltage Vl(t) = 10cos(2000pit) is applied to a 100-mH inductance, what is the complex impedance of the inductance? What is the phasor voltage and current? what was that saying they had back in texas again?

03-27-2003, 04:27 PM	#12
Verithrax Regular Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Brazil Posts: 146	From south park: "Sir, are you high or just increndibily stupid?" "I can assure you that I am not high." :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

03-27-2003, 07:17 PM	#14
mikester Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 813	"Seriously, what's wrong with you?" "Do you feel emotions such as shame, guilt, lamentation, or grief at ALL?" "Did a group of brown people kick your ass in college or something?" "Why can't you tell the truth?" "Why can't you tell a lie with a straight face?" edit: "Are you jealous people like Reagan more than they like you?" "Can you even read?"

03-27-2003, 09:28 PM	#15
reverendmoss Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Netzach Posts: 100	I'd have to say something. No way to possibly resist. Like if we were standing at adjacent urinals or in line at the post office or something. "Who's the one making all these decisions, you know, the real president?"

03-28-2003, 10:06 AM	#17
Junkyard Slug New Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NC Posts: 1	What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? JYS

03-28-2003, 10:44 AM	#19
christ-on-a-stick Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Durango, Colorado Posts: 7,116	Question: is part of the game that he will tell the truth? If so, I would ask: "Do you really believe all the fundy Xianity stuff or are you just pandering to the Religious Right?" If he answered the latter, it would piss me off, but if he answered the former, it would scare the living shit out of me.

03-28-2003, 10:46 AM	#20
christ-on-a-stick Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Durango, Colorado Posts: 7,116	Oooh... on a less serious more human-interest-for-laffs note, I would like to know: "Did you really choke on a pretzel or were you just plastered out of your skull?"

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