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SharonDee · 05-23-2003, 09:39 AM

Driving through Alabama on the way home a couple of days ago, I saw the following sign:

I surrender myself willingly to thee
Oh my God!

My [xian] friend wondered what I had found that was so funny but I didn't have the heart to tell her about the image of Jesus-as-Dominatrix that was in my head. This image was complete with Sunday morning parishioners sitting submissively while Jesus ran gleefully through the pews handing out ball gags and butt plugs.

Yeah, I'm a sicko.

Rushianbeing · 05-23-2003, 11:31 AM

My [xian] friend wondered what I had found that was so funny but I didn't have the heart to tell her about the image of Jesus-as-Dominatrix that was in my head. This image was complete with Sunday morning parishioners sitting submissively while Jesus ran gleefully through the pews handing out ball gags and butt plugs.

HAH!!! I'm sure you could find a picture of this on the 'net if you looked!!!

BTW, where in TN are you stuck? I'm in Elizabethton. Just curious.

Smilin · 05-23-2003, 11:32 AM

Hello to all the other Tennesseans!

SharonDee · 05-23-2003, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by Rushianbeing
BTW, where in TN are you stuck? I'm in Elizabethton. Just curious.

I'm in the Nashville area. It's not as bad as it could be. I could be living in one of the rural areas. *shudder*

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Originally posted by Smilin
Hello to all the other Tennesseans!

Hello, Smilin! *wave*

Rushianbeing · 05-24-2003, 06:43 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by SharonDee
[B]I'm in the Nashville area. It's not as bad as it could be. I could be living in one of the rural areas. *shudder*

Yah, like ME!!! :banghead:

Howdy Smilin'!

We're havin' a UFO conference here in three weeks, so I'm sure that will provide hours of fundie/weirdo fun!!

Lessee, recent sign seen....hmm...

nothin' too good, just a lot of "fear god" crap. Maybe they'll change them over tomorrow.

Koiyotnik · 05-25-2003, 02:57 PM

There's a Christian Fellowship Mission along the airport road that's visible from the main road I sometimes take in to work. It looks like a giant warehouse, pretty much.

Anyhow, that's where I go to get my marquee fix if I'm ever craving one. One that always sticks in my mind is:

"Christianity is not a crutch. It's a speedwalk."

Megusic · 05-25-2003, 05:34 PM

saw this one this morning

"Jesus Christ is Lord of UW Madison"

On a church which is in some old warehouse or something with yellow smiley faces painted all over it. yikes.

sakrilege · 05-26-2003, 08:41 AM

join a(the?) winning team
god, jesus and the holy spirit

Heathen · 05-26-2003, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by sakrilege
Spring is god's way of saying I love you.

Tell that to all the folks in tornado alley!

Or to us people who suffer from allergies with all the pollen in the air

Smilin · 05-27-2003, 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by SharonDee
I'm in the Nashville area. It's not as bad as it could be. I could be living in one of the rural areas. *shudder*

Hello, Smilin! *wave*

Yes, Sharon,

Try living in the Appalachian isolated communities..

HERE...HOLD THIS SNAKE...LOL

I live on the edge of the Cumberland Plateau...

My office is in Chattanooga, but frequent the whole Tennessee area when work demands...

You a Titans Fan?

05-23-2003, 09:39 AM	#61
SharonDee Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the Bible Belt (TN hole) Posts: 317	Driving through Alabama on the way home a couple of days ago, I saw the following sign: I surrender myself willingly to thee Oh my God! My [xian] friend wondered what I had found that was so funny but I didn't have the heart to tell her about the image of Jesus-as-Dominatrix that was in my head. This image was complete with Sunday morning parishioners sitting submissively while Jesus ran gleefully through the pews handing out ball gags and butt plugs. Yeah, I'm a sicko.

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05-23-2003, 11:31 AM	#62
Rushianbeing Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: the holler, y'all Posts: 243	My [xian] friend wondered what I had found that was so funny but I didn't have the heart to tell her about the image of Jesus-as-Dominatrix that was in my head. This image was complete with Sunday morning parishioners sitting submissively while Jesus ran gleefully through the pews handing out ball gags and butt plugs. HAH!!! I'm sure you could find a picture of this on the 'net if you looked!!! BTW, where in TN are you stuck? I'm in Elizabethton. Just curious.

05-23-2003, 11:32 AM	#63
Smilin Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: SouthEastern US Posts: 1,165	Hello to all the other Tennesseans!

05-24-2003, 06:43 PM	#65
Rushianbeing Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: the holler, y'all Posts: 243	[QUOTE]Originally posted by SharonDee [B]I'm in the Nashville area. It's not as bad as it could be. I could be living in one of the rural areas. shudder Yah, like ME!!! :banghead: Howdy Smilin'! We're havin' a UFO conference here in three weeks, so I'm sure that will provide hours of fundie/weirdo fun!! Lessee, recent sign seen....hmm... nothin' too good, just a lot of "fear god" crap. Maybe they'll change them over tomorrow.

05-25-2003, 02:57 PM	#66
Koiyotnik Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: St Catharines, ON, Canada Posts: 1,920	There's a Christian Fellowship Mission along the airport road that's visible from the main road I sometimes take in to work. It looks like a giant warehouse, pretty much. Anyhow, that's where I go to get my marquee fix if I'm ever craving one. One that always sticks in my mind is: "Christianity is not a crutch. It's a speedwalk."

05-25-2003, 05:34 PM	#67
Megusic Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: OH Posts: 1,292	saw this one this morning "Jesus Christ is Lord of UW Madison" On a church which is in some old warehouse or something with yellow smiley faces painted all over it. yikes.

05-26-2003, 08:41 AM	#68
sakrilege Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cleveland, OH, USA Folding@Home Godless Team Posts: 6,211	join a(the?) winning team god, jesus and the holy spirit

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