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Infinity Lover · 01-02-2003, 03:49 PM

I want to hear your silly versions of what hell would be like.

Mine?

The woman are all on stairmasters working off guilttrips from eating something that had actual flavour. And they're always having their period ALWAYS!!

The guys are strapped to uncomfortable wooden chairs, their balls uncomfortably itching in their pants, forced to watch back to back Oprah on a black and white TV.

There's loud elevatormusic playing, the place smells like Brussel Sprouts, and in the background you hear dogs barking or babies crying their lungs out.

Chicken Girl · 01-02-2003, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Infinity Lover
The woman are all on stairmasters working off guilttrips from eating something that had actual flavour. And they're always having their period ALWAYS!!

Oh, the humanity!

Amie · 01-02-2003, 05:08 PM

I think my hell would include bingo games and square dancing somewhere in there...

heavens a whole different story...I certainly hope there is football there.
<keeping my fingers crossed for USC> the talent those 2 quarterback have in todays bowl game...wow
game time!

jayh · 01-02-2003, 05:55 PM

Heaven:
German car
French art
Chinese food
British police

Hell:
French car
German art
British food
Chinese police

Carlos · 01-02-2003, 06:22 PM

Fran Drescher and Gilbert Gottfried narrating an eternal golf game.

The only drink available is warm milk.

Torture by paper cuts and lemon juice accompanied by the sound of nails scratching on a blackboard.

Watching and listening to people just as talented as me performing the arts.

Mecha_Dude · 01-02-2003, 06:43 PM

Strobe Light hell

nuff said

Hedwig · 01-02-2003, 07:00 PM

24/7/365 marathon of the 700 Club is the only television option.

Johnny Pneumonic is the only video in the video store.

And all the decorating is done by whatever ungodly demon designed the Jan and Paul Crouch set.

Seeker196 · 01-03-2003, 04:50 AM

This is true Hell:

You're 16 years old.

You're trapped in a room with your 50+ year old uncles, some of whom are have greying, pathetic, mullets.

They're all having the drunk-talk conversation about circumcised vs uncircumcised.

Your equally drunk father walks in and joins in. He repeatedly refers to your operation/lack of operation in support of of his view.

You think it can't get any worse, but then a beautiful girl your age who you know walks in. That's bad enough, you hope she'll be embarrased and run away.

Oh no my friend, she warms to the subject....you are not allowed to die.

Based on a true story....ugggh...

Mediancat · 01-03-2003, 09:13 AM

An overcrowded, polluted city, directly downwind from a large indiustrial park, overrun with rats and squirrels, run by fundamentalist Christians alternating with classic-Trek era Klingons.

No forms of public entertainment except to-the-death gladiatorial combat and public executions.

The police department, when you need them, will be the police department in Buffy the Vampire Slayer; when you've done something wrong, they'll be the Gestapo.

Forms of transportation: Moped, pogo stick, camelback. All other forms of motion forbidden.

These are just some notes; I need to do more work.

Rob aka Mediancat

Coragyps · 01-03-2003, 11:14 AM

Exactly like the shopping mall on a Saturday after payday a week before christmas, and your vision is too clouded to see the few cute high-school girls (or boys.)

01-02-2003, 03:49 PM	#1
Infinity Lover Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,047	Hell of your own making. I want to hear your silly versions of what hell would be like. Mine? The woman are all on stairmasters working off guilttrips from eating something that had actual flavour. And they're always having their period ALWAYS!! The guys are strapped to uncomfortable wooden chairs, their balls uncomfortably itching in their pants, forced to watch back to back Oprah on a black and white TV. There's loud elevatormusic playing, the place smells like Brussel Sprouts, and in the background you hear dogs barking or babies crying their lungs out.

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01-02-2003, 05:08 PM	#3
Amie Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: New York Posts: 1,626	I think my hell would include bingo games and square dancing somewhere in there... heavens a whole different story...I certainly hope there is football there. <keeping my fingers crossed for USC> the talent those 2 quarterback have in todays bowl game...wow game time!

01-02-2003, 05:55 PM	#4
jayh Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,606	Heaven: German car French art Chinese food British police Hell: French car German art British food Chinese police

01-02-2003, 06:22 PM	#5
Carlos Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 545	Fran Drescher and Gilbert Gottfried narrating an eternal golf game. The only drink available is warm milk. Torture by paper cuts and lemon juice accompanied by the sound of nails scratching on a blackboard. Watching and listening to people just as talented as me performing the arts.

01-02-2003, 06:43 PM	#6
Mecha_Dude Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Everywhere... I'm Watching you... Posts: 1,019	Strobe Light hell nuff said

01-02-2003, 07:00 PM	#7
Hedwig Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,921	24/7/365 marathon of the 700 Club is the only television option. Johnny Pneumonic is the only video in the video store. And all the decorating is done by whatever ungodly demon designed the Jan and Paul Crouch set.

01-03-2003, 04:50 AM	#8
Seeker196 Regular Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 278	This is true Hell: You're 16 years old. You're trapped in a room with your 50+ year old uncles, some of whom are have greying, pathetic, mullets. They're all having the drunk-talk conversation about circumcised vs uncircumcised. Your equally drunk father walks in and joins in. He repeatedly refers to your operation/lack of operation in support of of his view. You think it can't get any worse, but then a beautiful girl your age who you know walks in. That's bad enough, you hope she'll be embarrased and run away. Oh no my friend, she warms to the subject....you are not allowed to die. Based on a true story....ugggh...

01-03-2003, 09:13 AM	#9
Mediancat Contributor Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Baltimore County, MD Posts: 19,644	An overcrowded, polluted city, directly downwind from a large indiustrial park, overrun with rats and squirrels, run by fundamentalist Christians alternating with classic-Trek era Klingons. No forms of public entertainment except to-the-death gladiatorial combat and public executions. The police department, when you need them, will be the police department in Buffy the Vampire Slayer; when you've done something wrong, they'll be the Gestapo. Forms of transportation: Moped, pogo stick, camelback. All other forms of motion forbidden. These are just some notes; I need to do more work. Rob aka Mediancat

01-03-2003, 11:14 AM	#10
Coragyps Veteran Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Snyder,Texas,USA Posts: 4,411	Exactly like the shopping mall on a Saturday after payday a week before christmas, and your vision is too clouded to see the few cute high-school girls (or boys.)

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