//riot of disorder::

CoRpOrAtE ApAtHy (9:58:23 AM): Now you can have the power of cleaning!
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CoRpOrAtE ApAtHy (9:58:38 AM): Gets tough stains right off!
CoRpOrAtE ApAtHy (9:58:43 AM): *WHOOSH*
CoRpOrAtE ApAtHy (9:59:09 AM): It smites those sinful slimy stains right off, with the power of JESUS!'
CoRpOrAtE ApAtHy (9:59:37 AM): warning may cause bowel dysfunction and irreversible brain damage
CoRpOrAtE ApAtHy (9:59:48 AM): TRY JESUS BRAND WINDEX TODAY!!
CoRpOrAtE ApAtHy (9:59:50 AM): *WHOOSH*
inax0rp0vv3r (10:00:10 AM): ROFL!!