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id.s · 05-13-2003, 04:48 PM

I was referring to the dual idea that a golf course can stay aloft with the co(i)nsent of the public. Obviously you've never seen John Daly play ( or me and MY drunken friends).

hezekiah jones · 05-13-2003, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by id.s
Obviously you've never seen John Daly play ...

Certainly I have. Who could forget Costantino Rocca and the final holes at St. Andrews.

Originally posted by id.s
... (or me and MY drunken friends).

I don't approve of that sort of disrespect for the game, so I'm quite happy I haven't.

id.s · 05-13-2003, 05:46 PM

or Tiger, when the suck is mad and looks like michael Jackson the spoiled rotten child. We are the elves that shit on your course at night and dig those divots, Grab your balls and toss them in the pond (or a ball scrubber). Good to see you have a sensitive spot besides your sexual side. NOW I know where you're vulnerable. Golf is your grail. I'll bet you cheat.

hezekiah jones · 05-13-2003, 05:57 PM

Originally posted by id.s
Grab your balls and toss them in the pond (or a ball scrubber).

Fucking oucharama. What makes you think of such things.

Originally posted by id.s
Good to see you have a sensitive spot besides your sexual side.

You should see them in combination.

Originally posted by id.s
NOW I know where you're vulnerable. Golf is your grail. I'll bet you cheat.

I generally shoot in the low to mid-90s. There. That's honesty for you.

id.s · 05-13-2003, 06:26 PM

always enjoy your posts hez. Is it true Jeff dahmer loved golf. What was he chewing on and drinking at Glen Abbey?. 90 plus .Hm OK you're being somewhat honest.

snoiduspoitus · 05-13-2003, 07:29 PM

I love to golf. Quite disciplining it is, but I'll not claim to shooting in the 60's with four clubs. My only claim to fame is that I once tied a course record on a Saturday morning which was not allowed due to the fact that I was by myself, (no turning in cards without a witness, so I didn't bother) but I savor it to this day. The shot I most remember is a par-saving 25 footer from the fringe on the last hole which I knew I needed to tie the record. I eyed that thing up longer than Davis Love III. Bang! Center cup. Adreneline was rushing. I later e-mailed by brother about the round who promptly responded with, "So? Who gives a fuck." Such jealousy.

"Golf is a sport for spoiled rich white guys." Sorry Mr. Carlin, but the fact that you can't golf isn't my fault.

hezekiah jones · 05-13-2003, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by id.s
always enjoy your posts hez.

Spank you very much.

Originally posted by id.s
Is it true Jeff dahmer loved golf.

Not sure. I think he was a caddy. Because he liked to carry bags around. Boo Hoo Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Originally posted by id.s
What was he chewing on and drinking at Glen Abbey?

What in the hell was Jeff Dahmer doing in Oakville, period?

Originally posted by id.s
90 plus .Hm OK you're being somewhat honest.

That's because I don't play much anymore. I used to score better. And last year I shot a 93 at Whistling Straits, Home of the 2004 PGA Championship. Had four pars in a row, including the toughest hole on the course. Off the Blue Tees, my man. Couldn't putt worth a shit though.

Here's a funny golf joke. One time I was playing with my uncle. The foursome in front of us was slow as shit. Well, we put up with it for a few holes. Finally my uncle says, "Excuse me fellas, but do you mind if we play through? I have to be at my wife's funeral in 45 minutes." Har ha ha!

id.s · 05-13-2003, 08:04 PM

Thats a good one and you sure know your golf courses. Ok Locate CROWN ISLE .

hezekiah jones · 05-13-2003, 08:08 PM

Never heard of it. Is that on the Island? Are you a member there? Corporate member?

[Edit: Two grand a year - cheap!]

id.s · 05-13-2003, 09:27 PM

The Comox valley on Vancouver Island is a dreamland in the summer. The american tourists get quite the view hanging over the sides of the norwalk virus infected cruise ships as they sail by the glacier. Speyecccccch-tacular view . The skiing in the winter at Mt. Washington is a guarantee and the snowpack is 400 cm usually.Theres fishing and sailing year round -It is called the recreation capital of canada. The golf course has a $2 million clubhouse and gold plated fire hydrants, for all the purebread piss tank dogs. 27 holes and a top rating as a great place to go for a game. Yeah, it's gorgeous up here. Heres an interesting fact- Where do your U.S. nuclear subs get refit on the west coast?

05-13-2003, 04:48 PM	#11
id.s Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: VICTORIA B. C. CANADA Posts: 206	flying clubs I was referring to the dual idea that a golf course can stay aloft with the co(i)nsent of the public. Obviously you've never seen John Daly play ( or me and MY drunken friends).

05-13-2003, 05:07 PM	#12
hezekiah jones Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: WI Posts: 4,357	Re: flying clubs Originally posted by id.s Obviously you've never seen John Daly play ... Certainly I have. Who could forget Costantino Rocca and the final holes at St. Andrews. Originally posted by id.s ... (or me and MY drunken friends). I don't approve of that sort of disrespect for the game, so I'm quite happy I haven't.

05-13-2003, 05:46 PM	#13
id.s Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: VICTORIA B. C. CANADA Posts: 206	grrate or Tiger, when the suck is mad and looks like michael Jackson the spoiled rotten child. We are the elves that shit on your course at night and dig those divots, Grab your balls and toss them in the pond (or a ball scrubber). Good to see you have a sensitive spot besides your sexual side. NOW I know where you're vulnerable. Golf is your grail. I'll bet you cheat.

05-13-2003, 05:57 PM	#14
hezekiah jones Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: WI Posts: 4,357	Re: grrate Originally posted by id.s Grab your balls and toss them in the pond (or a ball scrubber). Fucking oucharama. What makes you think of such things. Originally posted by id.s Good to see you have a sensitive spot besides your sexual side. You should see them in combination. Originally posted by id.s NOW I know where you're vulnerable. Golf is your grail. I'll bet you cheat. I generally shoot in the low to mid-90s. There. That's honesty for you.

05-13-2003, 06:26 PM	#15
id.s Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: VICTORIA B. C. CANADA Posts: 206	ok always enjoy your posts hez. Is it true Jeff dahmer loved golf. What was he chewing on and drinking at Glen Abbey?. 90 plus .Hm OK you're being somewhat honest.

05-13-2003, 07:29 PM	#16
snoiduspoitus Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,613	I love to golf. Quite disciplining it is, but I'll not claim to shooting in the 60's with four clubs. My only claim to fame is that I once tied a course record on a Saturday morning which was not allowed due to the fact that I was by myself, (no turning in cards without a witness, so I didn't bother) but I savor it to this day. The shot I most remember is a par-saving 25 footer from the fringe on the last hole which I knew I needed to tie the record. I eyed that thing up longer than Davis Love III. Bang! Center cup. Adreneline was rushing. I later e-mailed by brother about the round who promptly responded with, "So? Who gives a fuck." Such jealousy. "Golf is a sport for spoiled rich white guys." Sorry Mr. Carlin, but the fact that you can't golf isn't my fault.

05-13-2003, 07:45 PM	#17
hezekiah jones Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: WI Posts: 4,357	Re: ok Originally posted by id.s always enjoy your posts hez. Spank you very much. Originally posted by id.s Is it true Jeff dahmer loved golf. Not sure. I think he was a caddy. Because he liked to carry bags around. Boo Hoo Ha Ha Ha Ha! Originally posted by id.s What was he chewing on and drinking at Glen Abbey? What in the hell was Jeff Dahmer doing in Oakville, period? Originally posted by id.s 90 plus .Hm OK you're being somewhat honest. That's because I don't play much anymore. I used to score better. And last year I shot a 93 at Whistling Straits, Home of the 2004 PGA Championship. Had four pars in a row, including the toughest hole on the course. Off the Blue Tees, my man. Couldn't putt worth a shit though. Here's a funny golf joke. One time I was playing with my uncle. The foursome in front of us was slow as shit. Well, we put up with it for a few holes. Finally my uncle says, "Excuse me fellas, but do you mind if we play through? I have to be at my wife's funeral in 45 minutes." Har ha ha!

05-13-2003, 08:04 PM	#18
id.s Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: VICTORIA B. C. CANADA Posts: 206	right Thats a good one and you sure know your golf courses. Ok Locate CROWN ISLE .

05-13-2003, 08:08 PM	#19
hezekiah jones Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: WI Posts: 4,357	Never heard of it. Is that on the Island? Are you a member there? Corporate member? [Edit: Two grand a year - cheap!]

05-13-2003, 09:27 PM	#20
id.s Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: VICTORIA B. C. CANADA Posts: 206	comox glacier The Comox valley on Vancouver Island is a dreamland in the summer. The american tourists get quite the view hanging over the sides of the norwalk virus infected cruise ships as they sail by the glacier. Speyecccccch-tacular view . The skiing in the winter at Mt. Washington is a guarantee and the snowpack is 400 cm usually.Theres fishing and sailing year round -It is called the recreation capital of canada. The golf course has a $2 million clubhouse and gold plated fire hydrants, for all the purebread piss tank dogs. 27 holes and a top rating as a great place to go for a game. Yeah, it's gorgeous up here. Heres an interesting fact- Where do your U.S. nuclear subs get refit on the west coast?

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