Camaban

*wonders if the person who wrote this has realised that male nipples is more a problem for creationism... Why would man (who was created first) have nipples?*

Doubting Didymus

Its obvious. God obviously indended man to spread over the planet (else why would it have been made to suit us so well?). Remember that He hadn't thought of women yet, so therefore he must have intended for the men to produce more men.

Therefore, he created him with nipples to feed the babies.

From whence would the children leave the late men?God would get to that when he came to it. Slapdash construction is his kind of thing, witness such ad hoc construction as the prostate gland.

Ah! says the doubter (you dirty skeptic heathen), but who would father all those manly children?

Not a problem! (and shame on you for doubting His Holyness) God being a god, he could father them himself using that most time honored tradition amongst godly types: immaculate conception!

Irrefutable proof that god is secretly homosexual.