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Dark Jedi · 03-19-2003, 11:26 PM

The Screech owl.

You ain't had a butt-puckering wake-up call to compare with it.

Nice cool summer evening in the mountains. Soft breeze, a faint hooting outside your tent. Your worries fade, your eyes droop. Total oneness settles into your soul.

SCREEEEEECH!!!!

Once you disentangle yourself from your suddenly fear-shredded tent, you immediately wish death and dismemberment on an endangered species while waiting for your heart rate to drop back into the triple-digit range.

Clarice · 03-20-2003, 07:21 AM

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Originally posted by Dark Jedi
The Screech owl.

You ain't had a butt-puckering wake-up call to compare with it.

Nice cool summer evening in the mountains. Soft breeze, a faint hooting outside your tent. Your worries fade, your eyes droop. Total oneness settles into your soul.

SCREEEEEECH!!!!

Once you disentangle yourself from your suddenly fear-shredded tent, you immediately wish death and dismemberment on an endangered species while waiting for your heart rate to drop back into the triple-digit range.

Kind of like that scene in My Cousin Vinny, huh?

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03-19-2003, 11:26 PM	#31
Dark Jedi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Afghanistan Posts: 4,666	The Screech owl. You ain't had a butt-puckering wake-up call to compare with it. Nice cool summer evening in the mountains. Soft breeze, a faint hooting outside your tent. Your worries fade, your eyes droop. Total oneness settles into your soul. SCREEEEEECH!!!! Once you disentangle yourself from your suddenly fear-shredded tent, you immediately wish death and dismemberment on an endangered species while waiting for your heart rate to drop back into the triple-digit range.

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