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miscreant · 07-19-2002, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by fando:

That has occured to me. Unfortunately, I refuse to cut my long hair. Maybe even more damning is that my near family is very communist. Plus, I'm an Atheist. I don't think the CIA will like me. In fact, I'm sure they'd rather see me leave the country.

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Originally posted by GeoTheo:

Maybe you could be a mole.

Yeah... you could join the postal service and work for TIPS!

Buffman · 07-19-2002, 09:33 PM

I'm green with lovely purple polka dots. I come from Dork, which is right next to Ork. I was sent to Earth so I could be "under" the great Giant Head(PBUH).

I am a Non-Spernatural theist and own a diamond mine in Nigeria. I was initiated into Skull and Bones Club when I sacrificed a virgin (Well, she said she was) to the volcano God Bush. I fear I may have offended the volcano God because he spit her out claiming she wasn't a "Born Again" virgin. I told him that I knew a bunch of young ladies just down the street who all claimed to be "Born Again" virgins, but one had stolen my wallet with all my "In God We Trust" Monopoly money in it.

I hope this has been helpful.

[ July 19, 2002: Message edited by: Buffman ]

07-19-2002, 09:33 PM	#32
Buffman Beloved Deceased Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: central Florida Posts: 3,546	I'm green with lovely purple polka dots. I come from Dork, which is right next to Ork. I was sent to Earth so I could be "under" the great Giant Head(PBUH). I am a Non-Spernatural theist and own a diamond mine in Nigeria. I was initiated into Skull and Bones Club when I sacrificed a virgin (Well, she said she was) to the volcano God Bush. I fear I may have offended the volcano God because he spit her out claiming she wasn't a "Born Again" virgin. I told him that I knew a bunch of young ladies just down the street who all claimed to be "Born Again" virgins, but one had stolen my wallet with all my "In God We Trust" Monopoly money in it. I hope this has been helpful. [ July 19, 2002: Message edited by: Buffman ]</p>

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