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Azathoth · 12-31-2002, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by marduck
BEWARE THEBEAST!!!

Marduk, the most honored of the great gods,
his decree is unrivaled, his word is Anu.
From this day your pronouncement shall be unchangeable.
To raise or bring low--these shall be in your hand.
Your utterance shall be true, your command shall be unimpeachable.
No one among the gods shall transgress your bounds!
Adornment being wanted for the seats of the gods,
Let the place of their shrines ever be in your place.
O Marduk, you are indeed our avenger.
We have granted you kingship over the universe entire.
When you sit in Assembly your word shall be supreme.
Your weapons shall not fail; they shall smash your foes!
O lord, spare the life of him who trusts you,
But pour out the life of the god who seized evil."
BEWARE THEBEAST!!!

Do you see,beast?Now you went and made the Babylonians angry.Of course they're probably entitled to it.

When some two bit hustler steals your flood account,and calls it his own,with a few minor changes you'd be upset,too.You might say,Yahweh is like the P Diddy of the gods.

Of course,he's dead now,so it doesn't matter

Mad Kally · 12-31-2002, 03:34 PM

MOM! IS THAT YOU?

Demigawd · 12-31-2002, 03:42 PM

Beauty is my bidness. My bidness.
-David Letterman, sometime in the '80s.

Mad Kally · 12-31-2002, 03:52 PM

David Letterman is God!

Demigawd · 12-31-2002, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by Mad Kally
David Letterman is God!

Well, he did have Primus in chicken outfits on his show. If that ain't supernatural, I don't know what is.

Another Letterman gem:

Hep me! Hep me! I been hip-no-tized!

Philosoft · 12-31-2002, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Fenton Mulley
I`m not amused by the beast. Not in the least.

I would put him in a box. And ship him off to Fort Knox. COD

B. H. Manners · 12-31-2002, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by Shadownought
Let it be known: God is a troll.

.......who is about to get humped in his butthole.

Yellum Notnef · 12-31-2002, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by B. H. Manners
.......who is about to get humped in his butthole.

:notworthy
It don`t get much sweeter than that.....and from a moderator no less!

Goddamn!

B. H. Manners · 12-31-2002, 06:34 PM

Hey, I only moderate Evidences of God(s). I can be a down right prick in the other forums as much as I want to.

WWSD · 12-31-2002, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by Philosoft
I would put him in a box. And ship him off to Fort Knox. COD

I would not like him if he wore socks,
I would not like him, if he were a fox!

I'm not amused, not by the beast
But I bet I would be if he were a priest!

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Mad Kally Banned Join Date: May 2001 Location: LALA Land in California Posts: 3,764	MOM! IS THAT YOU?

12-31-2002, 03:42 PM	#33
Demigawd Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place Posts: 2,254	Beauty is my bidness. My bidness. -David Letterman, sometime in the '80s.

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Mad Kally Banned Join Date: May 2001 Location: LALA Land in California Posts: 3,764	David Letterman is God!

12-31-2002, 06:34 PM	#39
B. H. Manners Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,213	Hey, I only moderate Evidences of God(s). I can be a down right prick in the other forums as much as I want to.

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