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ZiprHead · 04-13-2003, 03:51 PM

Mmmmm... Dinner and a barbaric execution. Yummm...

Cipher44 · 04-13-2003, 05:58 PM

Yeah, and don't ya just love how Christians always take offense at any work of expression - be it music, television, film or what have you - that depicts sex or violence ... and yet the central icon of their little mythology is a half-naked man nailed by his hands and feet to a cross?

fatherphil · 04-13-2003, 07:27 PM

$10!!!!!!!!!!

oriecat · 04-13-2003, 10:00 PM

That ain't bad if it includes the dinner!!

Of course, you'd have to pay ME to go see some crap like that.

Marcel · 04-14-2003, 04:34 AM

Christian people are bloodthirsty too, whether they appreciate their Leader's sacrifice or whether they force sacrifice themselves.

"The Reformation, the massacre of Saint Bartholomew, the French religious wars, the Inquisition, the Reign of Terror are phenomena of an identical kind, brought about by crowds animated by those religious sentiments which necessarily lead those imbued with them to pitilessly extirpate by fire and sword whoever is opposed to the establishment of the new faith. The methods of the Inquisition are those of all whose convictions are genuine and sturdy. Their convictions would not deserve these epithets did they resort to other methods."

Gustave le Bon, Psychologie des Foules (1894)

HaysooChreesto! · 04-14-2003, 08:24 AM

So what kind of dinner does one order while being entertained by a crucifixion? Maybe a light vegetarian dish with a white wine that contrasts the violence being witnessed? Or do you just go with the spirit of the show and go with spare ribs, tomato soup, and an after dinner red wine? Or would it be inappropriate to get yourself some king crab and commence to cracking open the legs during the crucifixion scene itself?

Jimmy Higgins · 04-14-2003, 09:46 AM

I don't know. I think someone could come up with some nice football chant while Jesus is getting crucified.

Jesus,
Jesus on the cross,
boy he is at a loss,
Watch they slash his tummy,
now lets eat chocolate bunny.
They said he was king of the jews,
turned out disciples were nothin' but fools.

(Repeat until thrown out)

Or a cheerleader chant.

Here we go Jesus,
resurrect!

(then start a wave)

04-13-2003, 03:51 PM	#1
ZiprHead Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: SagNasty. Posts: 3,034	Is this just sick or what? Mmmmm... Dinner and a barbaric execution. Yummm...

04-14-2003, 04:34 AM	#5
Marcel Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Voorschoten (Netherlands) Posts: 131	Homo Homini Lupus Christian people are bloodthirsty too, whether they appreciate their Leader's sacrifice or whether they force sacrifice themselves. "The Reformation, the massacre of Saint Bartholomew, the French religious wars, the Inquisition, the Reign of Terror are phenomena of an identical kind, brought about by crowds animated by those religious sentiments which necessarily lead those imbued with them to pitilessly extirpate by fire and sword whoever is opposed to the establishment of the new faith. The methods of the Inquisition are those of all whose convictions are genuine and sturdy. Their convictions would not deserve these epithets did they resort to other methods." Gustave le Bon, Psychologie des Foules (1894)

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04-13-2003, 05:58 PM	#2
Cipher44 Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Hell, Ontario, Canada Posts: 224	Yeah, and don't ya just love how Christians always take offense at any work of expression - be it music, television, film or what have you - that depicts sex or violence ... and yet the central icon of their little mythology is a half-naked man nailed by his hands and feet to a cross?

04-13-2003, 07:27 PM	#3
fatherphil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: burbank Posts: 758	$10!!!!!!!!!!

04-13-2003, 10:00 PM	#4
oriecat Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland OR USA Posts: 1,098	That ain't bad if it includes the dinner!! Of course, you'd have to pay ME to go see some crap like that.

04-14-2003, 08:24 AM	#6
HaysooChreesto! Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: SoCal USA Posts: 7,737	So what kind of dinner does one order while being entertained by a crucifixion? Maybe a light vegetarian dish with a white wine that contrasts the violence being witnessed? Or do you just go with the spirit of the show and go with spare ribs, tomato soup, and an after dinner red wine? Or would it be inappropriate to get yourself some king crab and commence to cracking open the legs during the crucifixion scene itself?

04-14-2003, 09:46 AM	#7
Jimmy Higgins Contributor Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Proud Citizen of Freedonia Posts: 42,473	I don't know. I think someone could come up with some nice football chant while Jesus is getting crucified. Jesus, Jesus on the cross, boy he is at a loss, Watch they slash his tummy, now lets eat chocolate bunny. They said he was king of the jews, turned out disciples were nothin' but fools. (Repeat until thrown out) Or a cheerleader chant. Here we go Jesus, resurrect! (then start a wave)

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