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thebeave · 05-09-2003, 11:21 AM

So why is it that my girlfriend is OK with eating/drinking/slurping my "splooge", but when I tell her I want her to suck the boogers and snot out of my nose, she gets all grossed out? I don't get it?

BigJim · 05-09-2003, 01:20 PM

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Note: At no point are you tasting sperm. Sperm are ~90% sugar compound anyway,

Which, of course, leads to the inevitable "Why does it taste so salty?"

And yes, I read your post, so I know the answer.

Ronin · 05-09-2003, 01:54 PM

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What do you mean, all women don't swallow??

<mental note> must hang out more in New Orleans </mental note>

ieyeasu · 05-09-2003, 02:09 PM

Yeah...I've always heard from those in the medical field that changing diet to change spooge taste is kind of like changing diet to change the taste of you sh!t.

Hedwig · 05-09-2003, 02:32 PM

Really, in my personal experience (being the delicate and innocent flower that I am

) definitely fruits make it taste better. I used to fuck around with a guy regularly who would drink tons of grapefruit juice and there was nothing unpleasant about his spunk at all.

Ronin, you're just not hanging out with the right girls. A true lady always swallows.

(Hell, it's just easier to do it that way.)

blame_the_gods · 05-09-2003, 04:11 PM

-This Magma Cum Lauder Cunnilinguist kindly asks that any and all members of the femme fatale species religiously refrain from eating pickles, sauerkraut, pickled pig's feet, etc. - When expecting a man (or woman, or she-male, or he-girl, or hermaphrodite, or misc. et al) to perform pussy whispering exercises upon them...

It is the polite thing to do, I vehemently assure you...

Ennazus · 05-10-2003, 02:34 AM

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A true lady always swallows. (Hell, it's just easier to do it that way.)

Sure is. What else does one do, if not swallow? Seems kinda messy. <Curious swallower here>

Suzanne

ieyeasu · 05-10-2003, 09:28 AM

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Originally posted by blame_the_gods
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Quite a degree you have there. I've already got my Certificate declaring me a Master Debator--working on my Cunning Linguist right now. Kind of hard to find research oppurtunities.

tronvillain · 05-10-2003, 07:33 PM

Well, you could always just finish by having them cum on your face or body. It's strange, but over a long term relationship I had a girlfriend switch from preferring that I cum in her mouth to preferring that I cum on her face. She claimed that the volume seemed to have increased a lot. *shrugs*

Ronin · 05-10-2003, 11:28 PM

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Well, you could always just finish by having them cum on your face or body. It's strange, but over a long term relationship I had a girlfriend switch from preferring that I cum in her mouth to preferring that I cum on her face. She claimed that the volume seemed to have increased a lot. *shrugs*

Now, let's not try to ruin something pristine and wonderful...I've already said too much.

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Ronin, you're just not hanging out with the right girls. A true lady always swallows. (Hell, it's just easier to do it that way.)

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Sure is. What else does one do, if not swallow? Seems kinda messy. <Curious swallower here>

Suzanne

Bless you...oh, bless both of you.

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05-09-2003, 11:21 AM	#31
thebeave Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Silicon Valley, CA Posts: 4,183	So why is it that my girlfriend is OK with eating/drinking/slurping my "splooge", but when I tell her I want her to suck the boogers and snot out of my nose, she gets all grossed out? I don't get it?

05-09-2003, 02:09 PM	#34
ieyeasu Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bellingham, WA Posts: 844	Yeah...I've always heard from those in the medical field that changing diet to change spooge taste is kind of like changing diet to change the taste of you sh!t.

05-09-2003, 02:32 PM	#35
Hedwig Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,921	Really, in my personal experience (being the delicate and innocent flower that I am ) definitely fruits make it taste better. I used to fuck around with a guy regularly who would drink tons of grapefruit juice and there was nothing unpleasant about his spunk at all. Ronin, you're just not hanging out with the right girls. A true lady always swallows. (Hell, it's just easier to do it that way.)

05-10-2003, 07:33 PM	#39
tronvillain Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 5,658	Well, you could always just finish by having them cum on your face or body. It's strange, but over a long term relationship I had a girlfriend switch from preferring that I cum in her mouth to preferring that I cum on her face. She claimed that the volume seemed to have increased a lot. shrugs

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