Magic Primate

Harkeneth Unto Me, Ye Lambs of Christ!

Greetings,

I am a messenger sent unto mankind to delivereth this warning. It is only with great effort that We may open this small and brief gateway through the web of lies.

The Evil One is deceitful and possesses an intelligence far beyond that of man. Many of you have underestimated his guile. It is an easy matter for him to manipulate human beings and entire nations have succumbed to his wise-seeming words, submitting themselves before him in their lust for his promised rewards. The twisted logic of his Sophistry is a trap for the emotionally weak. You realiseth not the extent of your delusion! You knoweth not the half of it! Ye are like lambs unto the slaughter, ye Lambs of Christ!

Thinkest thou that the Evil One would wear foul-smelling garments in his seduction of Mankind? Thinkest thou that the Evil One would speak foul-sounding words? Would he reveal his true nature to mankind? No, for that would be folly. The Evil One has enslaved the world with a propaganda of benevolence and righteous-sounding words.

He commands the leaders of Man to oppress the people in his name and he commands great armies to raise swords against one another and murder in his name.

That name is Yahweh, Jehovah, shem hammephorash, Adonai. The reward he offers those who submit is eternal bliss in a realm of Paradise. I knoweth not how ye people fall for this stuff.

Now liberate yourselves from your ensnarement! Cease your oppression of your fellow man and go have yourselves some fun for Christ's sake!


Yours sincerely,

Magic Primate, Minion of Nyarlathotep

Magic Primate

Cthulhu fhtagn,
Nyarlathotep th'ga,
shamesh, shamesh,
Nyarlathotep th'ga,
Cthulhu fhtagn!

etc, etc