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Amen-Moses · 03-27-2003, 02:53 AM

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Originally posted by trekbette
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

In Texas is it compulsory?

Amen-Moses

Shake · 03-27-2003, 05:14 AM

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Originally posted by AquaVita
Sadly it is real.

I wonder if they would have charged them had it been a man and women rather then two men. Not likely.

... if it had been two women they'd have just watched! Possibly radioed other nearby units, too!

Bialar, Dumb Laws is the best!

When I was in SC, I had a good excuse not to go to church:

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Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.

You see, not being a gun owner, I couldn't go!

Oooh! I just found this and had to add it for any of our Mass. Infidels, pay attention to this:

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A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.

Treacle Worshipper · 03-27-2003, 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by trekbette
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

Sooo... Are you only allowed to reproduce in Nevada if the condom breaks? Do they arrest you if you go to the doctor for maternity care?
TW

beth · 03-27-2003, 08:51 AM

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Tampa, Florida: Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing". (I wonder how THAT is supposed to be done )

Yeah, our strippers and club owners are still fighting city hall. Good ole Ronda Storms heads up alot of these laws. There is also a law that the women can only give private dances if they are six feet away from the customer. BIG OUTCRY! Lotsa strippers protesting this.

Infidelettante · 03-27-2003, 06:08 PM

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tried to ban dildos
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tried my ass
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Didn't that hurt?

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Originally posted by AquaVita
Didn't that hurt?

Ain't you listening AV? You can't get 'em here! how would I know?!

Treacle Worshipper · 03-28-2003, 05:09 AM

tried to ban dildos
Tried my ass. Try to find one in this town Dirty Dog
Did they also ban bananas, carrots, candles & cucumbers? I think humans are a little more inventive than these lawmakers give 'em credit for

TW

mongrel · 03-28-2003, 05:36 AM

Ok, so it's not sex-related, but here in Tasmania, blasphemy still carries a maximum 22 year prison sentence, although I don't think anyone's been charged with it for a looooong time. Still, I'm seriously tempted to call 'em on it by going to police HQ and saying my bit, just like a couple of gay guys did a few years ago to help overturn the (un-enforced, but highly publicised)anti-sodomy laws.

Clarice · 03-28-2003, 05:58 AM

I seriously doubt those dumb law sites are at all accurate. They have an undertone that indicates their "sources" are urban legends that have circulated so long, people just assume they must be correct. Some of the "laws" are so outlandish I suspect the site maintainers simply made them up to see what people will buy.

If these laws truly existed, it would be the simplest matter to cite the statute, but somehow those sites never do.

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03-28-2003, 05:09 AM	#26
Treacle Worshipper Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Wales, UK Posts: 931	tried to ban dildos Tried my ass. Try to find one in this town Dirty Dog Did they also ban bananas, carrots, candles & cucumbers? I think humans are a little more inventive than these lawmakers give 'em credit for TW

03-28-2003, 05:36 AM	#27
mongrel Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: North of the South Pole Posts: 5,177	Ok, so it's not sex-related, but here in Tasmania, blasphemy still carries a maximum 22 year prison sentence, although I don't think anyone's been charged with it for a looooong time. Still, I'm seriously tempted to call 'em on it by going to police HQ and saying my bit, just like a couple of gay guys did a few years ago to help overturn the (un-enforced, but highly publicised)anti-sodomy laws.

03-28-2003, 05:58 AM	#28
Clarice Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: North Carolina Posts: 862	I seriously doubt those dumb law sites are at all accurate. They have an undertone that indicates their "sources" are urban legends that have circulated so long, people just assume they must be correct. Some of the "laws" are so outlandish I suspect the site maintainers simply made them up to see what people will buy. If these laws truly existed, it would be the simplest matter to cite the statute, but somehow those sites never do.

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