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Whatever you do, NEVER blurt out "Jesus, Mary and Josef Stalin" in front of a devout Catholic...last time I did that, she gave me hell for blaspheming the Holy Family.

christ-on-a-stick · 04-29-2003, 10:14 AM

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Whatever you do, NEVER blurt out "Jesus, Mary and Josef Stalin" in front of a devout Catholic...last time I did that, she gave me hell for blaspheming the Holy Family.

Ha! I hear ya... I accidentally popped out with "Jesus fucking Christ and all the saints in hell" in front of my Catholic in-laws once

They said nothing but the look on my grandmother-in-law's face... not really angry, just like she couldn't even process what I had just said. Oops.

Coragyps · 04-29-2003, 11:04 AM

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What does the "H" stand for in Jesus H. Christ?

Haploid. Virgin birth, remember??

Tara, you can always claim you said "Cheese and Rice!" if anyone looks offended....

MJones · 04-29-2003, 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by mike_decock
What does the "H" stand for in Jesus H. Christ?

Some possibilities:

1) Harold: "Hark the Harold angels sing..."
2) Howard: "Our father, which art in Heaven, Howard be thy name..."

I asked this very same question on this board a while back. Somebody directected me to this Straight Dope article.

It's interesting that, according to the article, you're not far off from the answer they give.

Dirty Dog

Ronin · 04-29-2003, 01:42 PM

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Tara, you can always claim you said "Cheese and Rice!" if anyone looks offended....

Yep...or there's always this handy dandy to fall back on ~

Born Free · 04-29-2003, 01:52 PM

This reminds me of something. I was playing internet hearts one night and got chastised by one of the 4 players whom I didn't even know for swearing. Wondering what on earth I had said cause I knew I hadn't I asked him.

"You said godammit" was the reply.

Oh that was it, I let rip at him saying I was an adult and I would say what I wanted if he didn't like it tough titty.

"I'm not playing with someone who cusses at our lord like that" came the indignant reply.

"PISS OFF THEN" I typed.

And off he went in a huff with one of the other players. The last remaining player was killing himself laughing and apologising profusely at the same time for his fellow American.

beyelzu · 04-29-2003, 04:02 PM

I never understand why xians are so intent on protecting their god's feelings. I mean, I understand that biblically god really cant take a fucking joke. but since he doesnt do anything anymore anyway why not have a few jokes at his expense.

ps cant we all agree that god is big enough to take care of himself and that if he has a problem with my blasphemy he will let me know.

at which point I will convert of course.

RawData · 04-29-2003, 05:59 PM

I've always prefered 'Jesus H. Christ on a Popsicle Stick'.
Tis a quote from a movie that I can't remember the name of...
Sometimes edited to say 'Jesus H. MotherF***ing Christ on a Popsicle Stick' (usually after nearly cutting off fingers while working on car)

RD

Slavik91 · 04-29-2003, 06:46 PM

Oh by the mighty nut sack of Thor! These Christians get worked up over nothing!

RawData · 04-29-2003, 10:11 PM

Thor's nutsack is only enlarged due to slipping with his hammer once or twice...

RD

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04-29-2003, 10:00 AM	#21
... Regular Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: United States Posts: 229	Whatever you do, NEVER blurt out "Jesus, Mary and Josef Stalin" in front of a devout Catholic...last time I did that, she gave me hell for blaspheming the Holy Family.

04-29-2003, 01:52 PM	#26
Born Free Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,177	This reminds me of something. I was playing internet hearts one night and got chastised by one of the 4 players whom I didn't even know for swearing. Wondering what on earth I had said cause I knew I hadn't I asked him. "You said godammit" was the reply. Oh that was it, I let rip at him saying I was an adult and I would say what I wanted if he didn't like it tough titty. "I'm not playing with someone who cusses at our lord like that" came the indignant reply. "PISS OFF THEN" I typed. And off he went in a huff with one of the other players. The last remaining player was killing himself laughing and apologising profusely at the same time for his fellow American.

04-29-2003, 04:02 PM	#27
beyelzu Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the peach state ga I am a metaphysical naturalist Posts: 2,869	I never understand why xians are so intent on protecting their god's feelings. I mean, I understand that biblically god really cant take a fucking joke. but since he doesnt do anything anymore anyway why not have a few jokes at his expense. ps cant we all agree that god is big enough to take care of himself and that if he has a problem with my blasphemy he will let me know. at which point I will convert of course.

04-29-2003, 05:59 PM	#28
RawData Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Puget Sound, WA, US Posts: 1,022	I've always prefered 'Jesus H. Christ on a Popsicle Stick'. Tis a quote from a movie that I can't remember the name of... Sometimes edited to say 'Jesus H. MotherF***ing Christ on a Popsicle Stick' (usually after nearly cutting off fingers while working on car) RD

04-29-2003, 06:46 PM	#29
Slavik91 Regular Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 169	Oh by the mighty nut sack of Thor! These Christians get worked up over nothing!

04-29-2003, 10:11 PM	#30
RawData Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Puget Sound, WA, US Posts: 1,022	Thor's nutsack is only enlarged due to slipping with his hammer once or twice... RD

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