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David M. Payne · 05-28-2002, 08:44 PM

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[ May 29, 2002: Message edited by: David Payne ]

Corwin · 05-29-2002, 07:39 AM

Ok that was just too FREAKIN bizarre for a wednesday morning.

MOJO-JOJO · 05-29-2002, 08:11 AM

Good story-telling David!

hal9000 · 05-29-2002, 03:28 PM

That�s it, no more imported Afghani ham for me!

BigJim · 05-29-2002, 04:08 PM

Uhh..

Is this going to be a long story?

David M. Payne · 05-29-2002, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by BigJim:
Uhh..

Is this going to be a long story?

Hopefully not, as it is supposed to be a short story. But like all my tales, I do have a point of view that I express in each one. I guess that could make it long, depending on your point of view!

David

David M. Payne · 05-29-2002, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by hal900069:
That�s it, no more imported Afghani ham for me!

Uh, that was kosher Afghani ham you were eating, wasn�t it hal?

David

David M. Payne · 05-29-2002, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by Corwin:
Ok that was just too FREAKIN bizarre for a wednesday morning.

What? What was bizarre, the Kiss tune �I was made for loving you,� and the stuff it was related to? Or was it the way Osama comes out in the end after his encounter with the??? I couldn�t get my hands on him, so this was the next best thing I could think of. Shit, who knows, maybe he will put a fatwa on me, which should boost sales of the story. Oh, wait, there is no sales is there? Oh well, at least it was fun sticking my finger in his eye, metaphorically speaking.

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Originally posted by MOJO-JOJO:
Good story-telling David!

thanks, glad you liked it, Mo.

David

David M. Payne · 05-31-2002, 02:58 PM

I find it interesting that my many theist admirers haven�t trashed this story, even though it trashes God and religion yet again. Humm, must be because it�s a little hard to cozy up to Osama while attacking the meat of story.

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Corwin Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 4,369	Ok that was just too FREAKIN bizarre for a wednesday morning.

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hal9000 Regular Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: just over your shoulder Posts: 146	That�s it, no more imported Afghani ham for me!

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BigJim Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Stepford, CT Posts: 4,296	Uhh.. Is this going to be a long story?

05-31-2002, 02:58 PM	#9
David M. Payne Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The land of chain smoking, bible thumping, holy ro Posts: 1,248	I find it interesting that my many theist admirers haven�t trashed this story, even though it trashes God and religion yet again. Humm, must be because it�s a little hard to cozy up to Osama while attacking the meat of story.

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