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Old 03-18-2003, 07:22 PM   #1
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Interesting. Since she will never divorce herself, she will spend the rest of her life either masturbating or committing adultery. Or, if she does marry another human being, polygamy.


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That's so.... Dennis Rodman.
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Dutch artist marries self.
Journalists seize on story to fill small space on bottom of page traditionally reserved for humourous bloopers, animal stories or whackos

In other news:
Another whacko does something else slightly weird trying to make another minor amusing headline at the bottom of another news page.
Journalists still falling for it.

Journalistic ethical code amended to deal with attention seeking whackos.
"Just ignore them and they might fuck off", journalists told.
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She says she regards the wedding as a reward for her years of struggle between the emotional and business sides of her character.

Ms Hoes said: "Finally I managed to unite these conflicting parts of my character, and I find it most logical that it results in a wedding."
Heh. Dig it.
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do you like how her nationality is made an issue, as though they want us to respond: "oh those crazy dutch, it figures one would do something as crazy as this".
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*if you wouldn't marry "yourself" why would you expect or want someone else too*?
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do you like how her nationality is made an issue, as though they want us to respond: "oh those crazy dutch, it figures one would do something as crazy as this".
If you click on the link Eccentrics on the page from the opening post, other links include:
I, by the way, am in no way crazy, wacky, interesting or eccentric, even though I am Dutch.
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do you like how her nationality is made an issue, as though they want us to respond: "oh those crazy dutch, it figures one would do something as crazy as this".
I'm with Nigel Powers on this one.

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Dutch artist marries self.
Journalists seize on story to fill small space on bottom of page traditionally reserved for humourous bloopers, animal stories or whackos

In other news:
Another whacko does something else slightly weird trying to make another minor amusing headline at the bottom of another news page.
Journalists still falling for it.

Journalistic ethical code amended to deal with attention seeking whackos.
"Just ignore them and they might fuck off", journalists told.
:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

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