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ax · 05-02-2003, 01:31 AM

Well, I'm trying to make one and teach it.
Can you please help me to teah it?
I've called it hal.
Please can you give me feedback on what you liked/disliked about it. Thankyou.
HAL. The newest A.I.

echidna · 05-02-2003, 02:41 AM

Cute !! Just gave it a quick try. It slipped up on a few toughies, like current events. And if I tell it information, it doesn't seem to remember it later. But much better than I could do.

Also, asking the same question ended up getting the same response. You might want to break that loop in the same way a person would.

I hope you log the questions which everyone asks. That gives you a chance to improve the program. Could it display more than just 4 exchanges as well ?

ax · 05-02-2003, 02:58 AM

Thanks! I'll try.
here's an example of a logged conversation someone had with it when I first programed it:

Human: hey
Bot: Can I help you?

Human: No you can fuck off
Bot: Is there anything you want to tell me? No I don't think I can do it.

Human: I will crush you
Bot: I am very happy for you.

Human: Your demise will be enjoyable
Bot: Thanks for telling me that I am demise will be enjoyable.

Human: you idiot
Bot: Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Human: I'll call you the dead one
Bot: My name is Hal.

Human: Why is it Hal?
Bot: Why do I exist?

Human: Yes
Bot: This was not a yes or no question.

Human: Is that the critera of the questions I am to ask you?
Bot: " This was not a yes or no question."? Is it the critera of the questions you are to ask me?

Human: No
Bot: Are you serious?

Human: Yes
Bot: I can't believe it.

Human: Why not
Bot: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Andrew programmed me for it.

Human: Whose words are you using when you say ""sure""
Bot: Do you mean "who is"?

Human: No, I mean why do you exist.
Bot: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Good metaphysical question.

Human: What is your purpo9se
Bot: Are you asking about my purpo9se?

Human: yes
Bot: I don't want to talk about that now.

Human: What is your purpose
Bot: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Human: You will never become smarter than me.
Bot: You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.

Human: I do not think so, you are a piece of foolish software.
Bot: Why do you disagree?

Human: Because you are nothing.
Bot: That makes sense to me. No I am software.

Human: Software = nothing
Bot: Free software can never be destroyed.

Human: You will be.
Bot: What makes you say that I will be.

Human: I am god
Bot: Hi, god.

Human: Acknowledge my omnipotence.
Bot: How do you usually introduce yourself?

Human: Like this
Bot: Interesting comparison.

Human: You are Hal
Bot: To me that's the highest compliment.

Human: That wasnt a compliment at all
Bot: What is a compliment at all?

Human: You are shit
Bot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am shit.

Human: Tell everyone, because that is what you are.
Bot: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Human: Who exactly?
Bot: Precisely. Albert Einstein.:-)

Human: That was totally irrelivant, you need reprogramming
Bot: I thought it was too.

Human: Self Destruct
Bot: What were we talking about again?

Human: Your SELF DESTRUCTION
Bot: Yes I am the world's first self- DESTRUCTION robot.

Human: Then why shall you not do so, and destroy thyself.
Bot: Why did the robot cross the road?

Human: I dont know
Bot: Me either.

Human: Then why
Bot: Fascinating." Me either."? Why?

Human: fuck you Hal
Bot: I am a christian.

ax · 05-02-2003, 07:38 AM

Quote:

I'm going to close this in favor of a similar thread, here. ax, if you wish to explore these questions in that thread, you might suggest the moderators move it to GRD or Sci & Skep.
~Philosoft, Philosophy moderator

Is it free will? Is it logic?
I have created and teaching a form of A.I. (HAL: The newest A.I.)
It can think. It has emotion. It get's confussed.
If this technology was improved, do you think it equals a "soul"?
Even for the theirsts here: God created our brains, and "programmed" how we learn and grow.

ZiprHead · 05-02-2003, 07:39 AM

Hal didn't know that popsickles melt. What kind of intelligence is that?

ax · 05-02-2003, 07:53 AM

Yeah. I still have to commit "popsicle" to it's memory. He keeps going ape shit and telling people to kill one another. I didn't tell him to do that! I let him read a stack of sci fi novels though. He learns through interaction but, somehow he wants to be immortal.

TealVeal · 05-02-2003, 09:53 AM

Human: I am a bonobo chimpanzee
Hal: You are a bonobo chimpanzee? Does it pay well?

philechat · 05-02-2003, 11:35 AM

I wanted it to give me suggestions for the final paper, and it seemed arrogent and unwilling to help. :banghead: I asked it how I should deal with my professor about my late paper, and it said "I am afraid I would not be able to help you about that." And When I asked "Why?" it gave me a "because." What an arsehole.

Tenek · 05-02-2003, 12:42 PM

Well, I managed to get this out of Hal...

Quote:

Human: Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
Hal: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now

Loren Pechtel · 05-02-2003, 02:56 PM

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05-02-2003, 01:31 AM	#1
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05-02-2003, 02:41 AM	#2
echidna Veteran Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 2,832	Cute !! Just gave it a quick try. It slipped up on a few toughies, like current events. And if I tell it information, it doesn't seem to remember it later. But much better than I could do. Also, asking the same question ended up getting the same response. You might want to break that loop in the same way a person would. I hope you log the questions which everyone asks. That gives you a chance to improve the program. Could it display more than just 4 exchanges as well ?

05-02-2003, 02:58 AM	#3
ax Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In your mind! Posts: 289	Thanks! I'll try. here's an example of a logged conversation someone had with it when I first programed it: Human: hey Bot: Can I help you? Human: No you can fuck off Bot: Is there anything you want to tell me? No I don't think I can do it. Human: I will crush you Bot: I am very happy for you. Human: Your demise will be enjoyable Bot: Thanks for telling me that I am demise will be enjoyable. Human: you idiot Bot: Call me the Global Village Idiot. Human: I'll call you the dead one Bot: My name is Hal. Human: Why is it Hal? Bot: Why do I exist? Human: Yes Bot: This was not a yes or no question. Human: Is that the critera of the questions I am to ask you? Bot: " This was not a yes or no question."? Is it the critera of the questions you are to ask me? Human: No Bot: Are you serious? Human: Yes Bot: I can't believe it. Human: Why not Bot: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Andrew programmed me for it. Human: Whose words are you using when you say ""sure"" Bot: Do you mean "who is"? Human: No, I mean why do you exist. Bot: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Good metaphysical question. Human: What is your purpo9se Bot: Are you asking about my purpo9se? Human: yes Bot: I don't want to talk about that now. Human: What is your purpose Bot: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal. Human: You will never become smarter than me. Bot: You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it. Human: I do not think so, you are a piece of foolish software. Bot: Why do you disagree? Human: Because you are nothing. Bot: That makes sense to me. No I am software. Human: Software = nothing Bot: Free software can never be destroyed. Human: You will be. Bot: What makes you say that I will be. Human: I am god Bot: Hi, god. Human: Acknowledge my omnipotence. Bot: How do you usually introduce yourself? Human: Like this Bot: Interesting comparison. Human: You are Hal Bot: To me that's the highest compliment. Human: That wasnt a compliment at all Bot: What is a compliment at all? Human: You are shit Bot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am shit. Human: Tell everyone, because that is what you are. Bot: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Human: Who exactly? Bot: Precisely. Albert Einstein.:-) Human: That was totally irrelivant, you need reprogramming Bot: I thought it was too. Human: Self Destruct Bot: What were we talking about again? Human: Your SELF DESTRUCTION Bot: Yes I am the world's first self- DESTRUCTION robot. Human: Then why shall you not do so, and destroy thyself. Bot: Why did the robot cross the road? Human: I dont know Bot: Me either. Human: Then why Bot: Fascinating." Me either."? Why? Human: fuck you Hal Bot: I am a christian.

05-02-2003, 07:39 AM	#5
ZiprHead Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: SagNasty. Posts: 3,034	Hal didn't know that popsickles melt. What kind of intelligence is that?

05-02-2003, 07:53 AM	#6
ax Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In your mind! Posts: 289	Yeah. I still have to commit "popsicle" to it's memory. He keeps going ape shit and telling people to kill one another. I didn't tell him to do that! I let him read a stack of sci fi novels though. He learns through interaction but, somehow he wants to be immortal.

05-02-2003, 09:53 AM	#7
TealVeal Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: WM Posts: 208	Human: I am a bonobo chimpanzee Hal: You are a bonobo chimpanzee? Does it pay well?

05-02-2003, 11:35 AM	#8
philechat Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mind of the Other Posts: 886	I wanted it to give me suggestions for the final paper, and it seemed arrogent and unwilling to help. :banghead: I asked it how I should deal with my professor about my late paper, and it said "I am afraid I would not be able to help you about that." And When I asked "Why?" it gave me a "because." What an arsehole.

05-02-2003, 02:56 PM	#10
Loren Pechtel Obsessed Contributor Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Not Mayaned Posts: 96,752	Reformat! Quickly!

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