ZiprHead

1. I finally made it to the end of this thread.

2. I really hate stupid people. One of my wife's friends is dumber then a mudflap and just drives me crazy to be around her.

3. I like cats. I like dogs too but cats are much easier to care for.

4. I smoke pot almost daily.

5. I wish I was more ambitious (may be related to #4?)

6. I hate chocolate.

7. I would love to have a cabin on a lake with a small boat to go paddling around the lake in.

8. I don't read as much as I'd like to.

9. I love my wife very much.

10. I wish she loved me back.

Anachronix

1. As an Australian, I cringe at the thought that Steve Irwin is influencing people's opinions of Australian culture.

2. I am a 2nd-year Professional Writing student at the University of South Australia. I am submajoring in Multimedia.

3. I was born and raised (until the age of 18) in Australia's smallest capital city - Darwin, Northern Territory.

4. To my eternal annoyance, I am only a few millimetres short of 6' tall.

5. I wear a size 14 shoe. I can tell you right now that the myth is completely wrong, to the point of being inversely proportional

6. After lurking here for over 4 months I have formed a mental picture of ju'iblex that I am almost sure is completely wrong.

7. I have touched four dead bodies.

8. I have a massive obsession with high performance cars. I have reached speeds of over 260 km/h on a public road. (Deserted)

9. I have never had any pressure placed on me to conform to a particular belief structure. I have been an atheist since the age of 12.

10. For over 3 years I have been immersed in unrequited love.


Bonus point: this is my first post!

Stephen T-B

60 (don�t know why that�s important to me, but it is)
thin
muscular
Shallow.
Stories about people being kind, having their lives turned around - that sort of stuff - bring tears to my eyes.
Plausible. Ever since I was a kid most people have thought I�m nice.
A lot, though, think I�m eccentric.
Riding a bike fast down hill makes me feel more alive than anything else I do.
My favourite composers are Shostacovich and Beethoven.
I�ll eat anything I�m told is safe. (Once included a live termite.)

BigBadShrubbery

1. I'm a Terry Pratchett fanboy

2. It's 23:06 here and I'm kinda tired

3. I read too many webcomics

4. I'm addicted to Winace's "Fundies say the Darndest Things!"

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6. I can't believe I just typed that

7. Sometimes, when nobody can see, I grin. And it's not a normal grin, it's a big, wide, mean grin.

8. A common viper bit me when I was 7 and I hand to spend 5 days in a hospital.

9. I used to be a Christian when I was a kid, but it was a weird type of Christianity. I believed that people got an afterlife according to their beliefs and that belief "feeds" gods and that Jesus was mostly P.R. and that other gods existed and that YHWH was such an egoist that he denied their existence, but if he can accept my faults then I can accept his faults.

10. I subscribe to the MAD Magazine. What, me worry?

Fred

Thanks for that link to Fundies say the darndest things
What a hoot !

2tadpoles

1. I was in the Navy (active and reserve) for ten years.

2. I have freckles.

3. My drug of choice is Coca-Cola.

4. I've had 13 different addresses in the past 14 years, and have
lived in nine different states in my life.

5. I'm 32 years old and have never had a cavity (despite the
Coca-Cola).

6. I was raised in Hawaii, which people think is weird, for some
reason.

7. I am against compulsory education, and my kids learn
without the use of schools.

8. I am a die-hard cat lover, but find myself wanting a dog.

9. I was brought up by a new-agey mom and non-practicing-
Shinto-Buddhist dad. I think I'm a cross between a naturalist
and a pantheist.

10. When I was 12, I rolled off the top bunk and out of a second- story window while asleep.

safeinacell

1)The question that bugs me the most is did Alexander the great arrange his fathers murder?
2)I think that Preacher by Ennis & Dillon is the greatest comic yet written.
3)I'm going bald & grey both before I'm 30 :boohoo:
4)I love Chinese food.
5)I ALWAYS get the first round in.
6)I once played Poison by Alice Cooper 14 times in a row (I was very young.)
7)My drug of choice is L.S.D.
8)Faling that I'll settle for a pint of Cafferys.
9)I absolutley detest reality tv.
10) Ijust set fire to my jeans

NonHomogenized

Alrighty, here's my 10.

1) I'm a 5'9" male, but I have a 27" waist.
2) In spite of (1), I weigh almost 150 lbs, and I don't know why.
3) I have been known to amuse myself by batting around crumpled-up balls of tin foil. Yes, I'm that easy to amuse.
4) I hate television. I like a handful of shows, but I hate tv, regardless.
5) I don't understand the appeal of any of the major sports. The only (at all) competitive sports I particularly enjoy are Ultimate Frisbee (because it's nearly impossible to take seriously), Fencing (I fence sabre), and Martial Arts (which I haven't done in years, though I'm looking to start up again).
6) I juggle on a regular basis.
7) I take my scottish heritage fairly seriously (although I consider myself a Douglas, even though it's through my mom's side of the family, and I'm a Lindsay on my father's side), right down to an affinity for Toss the Caber, Scotch, Whiskey, large swords, kilts, and bagpipes.
8) My tastes can only be described as uber-eclectic
9) I am both friendly and asocial (I simply don't socialize. At all. Not for any real reason, I just don't.)
10) I'm not normally comfortable talking about myself, but if asked, I will answer almost anything... sometimes even honestly

Goober

Ok here's my ten...

1) I'm 18 and male
2) I am 22 feet tall and weigh as much as a bus.
3) I always lie in point number 2 of lists of ten things.
4) After all the time I've been an atheist I still can't stop saying 'goddammit' (I mean who's going to damn it if god doesn't exist?)
5) I once paid one of my friends $5 to stand in a bin in the middle of our school cafeteria and sing "I'm a little teapot". He did it too.
6) I'm hopelessly addicted to caffiene
7) My ideal job would definitely be 'mad, evil, scientist'.
8) I really should be doing some work right now.
9) Point 10 is actually true
10) Point 9 is really false

Dead Monkey

What the hell. I'll give this a go.

1) My favorite author is H.P. Lovecraft.

2) Three years ago I bought a metal thing at Goodwill that spins around and looks neat and I still have no idea what it is.

3) My favorite bands are the Dead Kennedys, the Cows, Sonic Youth, and the Pixies.

4) When I was a freshman in high school I got the cops called on me for throwing water balloons at a school bus.

5) I am a 21 year old male homo sapiens.

6) I enjoy throwing things at ceiling fans.

7) I have a chain made out of key rings that I carry with me everywhere I go.

8) I got hauled out of class when I was 17 because a girl I had never met said I had threatened her and that I was going to blow up the school.

9) If I could be any animal I would be a whale shark because I would have no natural enemies and all I would have to do is swim around all day in warm water eating, occasionally stopping for sex.

10) When I was about three I chipped the corner of a coffee table with my head