excreationist

I'd do that too (assuming I thought of the idea somehow)... I might shave off my moustache and get a better haircut as well. And dye my hair brown or blonde instead of black (it really is grey).

Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ

First things first:
Right now, the wells would be on fire. All of them.

Every building in Baghdad that could be wired to blow when the doors gets kicked in would be. Oh, and whatever chemical/biological agents I had would be in other buildings too.

My miltary would be pulled within Baghdad, near the palace. The one that I rigged with whatever means I had on hand--preferably, enough to wipe out the city hands down. Possibly twice.

I'd leave for some out of the way village.

And laugh and laugh and laugh.