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braces_for_impact · 12-31-2002, 07:17 AM

Soon, when I receive my super end-of-times archangel powers, I shall smite all blasphemers with my wicked flaming sword! Muwahahahahaah!

Or, it could be a troll with delusions of grandeur.

You decide.

thebeast · 12-31-2002, 07:29 AM

It won't happen by miracle.

Peter Kirby · 12-31-2002, 07:43 AM

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Yellum Notnef · 12-31-2002, 07:56 AM

I`m not amused by the beast. Not in the least.

His trolling is poor but he rates about a 9 on the asshole meter.

thebeast · 12-31-2002, 07:57 AM

I just thought I would tell everyone what to expect from me.

And you see, Peter.

The pagans don't like me, and I don't like them either. It's a waste of time argueing with someone who believe myths are as true as truth...

Nonsense.

I talk to scum like the scum they are.

Shadownought · 12-31-2002, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thebeast
It's a waste of time argueing with someone who believe myths are as true as truth...

With this, I concur wholeheartedly.

Azathoth · 12-31-2002, 08:12 AM

Funny,I thought your name was thebreast when I first saw it.I was wondering how the hell you made it past the admins.

Anyway,Yahweh is dead.He was a nusance to the Old Ones.I have to admit,though.His way with worshippers is enough to warm the heart of any Old One.

I assume you want proof.Pray for a sign.A burning bush,perhaps.

No worries,though,we happen to have several positions we need to fill.

You would make an admirable High Priest for any one of the cults out there.Your willingness to commit to the acts in the bible shows you're already most of the way there.

We'll look forward to your resume.

Godless Dave · 12-31-2002, 08:21 AM

So, thebeast, I assume you don't eat seafood (other than fish) or pork? Or wear garments made of more than one kind of fabric?

Duvenoy · 12-31-2002, 08:28 AM

Hey thebeast! Who pissed in your corn flakes?!

I await with anticipation your remarks on Pagans, Heretics, Atheists and Agnostics, Heathens, and others who fail to subcribe to your, particular viewpoint. I am not excluding liberal Christians.

On the other hand........ Uh, who's sock puppet are you, anyway? It's a pretty good act, if you can keep it up.

Anyhow, wee cowern' timerous beastie, give us hell. We can handle it!

doov

thebeast · 12-31-2002, 09:18 AM

Actually godless, the law of Moses as amended by Jesus is the part that applies to the non-jews.

The rest of the law applies as is, especially the death penalty for kidnappers and murderers. Summary executions upon proof, and hunt those scumbags till they disappear from the face of the earth.

The law is very hard on arseholes, but very soft on good people.

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12-31-2002, 07:17 AM	#11
braces_for_impact Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In a nondescript, black helicopter. Posts: 6,637	Soon, when I receive my super end-of-times archangel powers, I shall smite all blasphemers with my wicked flaming sword! Muwahahahahaah! Or, it could be a troll with delusions of grandeur. You decide.

12-31-2002, 07:29 AM	#12
thebeast Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 42	It won't happen by miracle.

12-31-2002, 07:43 AM	#13
Peter Kirby Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: the reliquary of Ockham's razor Posts: 4,035	This thread was reported, and I got the notification by e-mail. Thanks for reporting. This goes Elsewhere.

12-31-2002, 07:56 AM	#14
Yellum Notnef Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Gone Posts: 4,676	I`m not amused by the beast. Not in the least. His trolling is poor but he rates about a 9 on the asshole meter.

12-31-2002, 07:57 AM	#15
thebeast Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 42	I just thought I would tell everyone what to expect from me. And you see, Peter. The pagans don't like me, and I don't like them either. It's a waste of time argueing with someone who believe myths are as true as truth... Nonsense. I talk to scum like the scum they are.

12-31-2002, 08:12 AM	#17
Azathoth Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The centre of infinity Posts: 1,181	Funny,I thought your name was thebreast when I first saw it.I was wondering how the hell you made it past the admins. Anyway,Yahweh is dead.He was a nusance to the Old Ones.I have to admit,though.His way with worshippers is enough to warm the heart of any Old One. I assume you want proof.Pray for a sign.A burning bush,perhaps. No worries,though,we happen to have several positions we need to fill. You would make an admirable High Priest for any one of the cults out there.Your willingness to commit to the acts in the bible shows you're already most of the way there. We'll look forward to your resume.

12-31-2002, 08:21 AM	#18
Godless Dave Contributor Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: With 10,000 lakes who needs a coast? Posts: 10,762	So, thebeast, I assume you don't eat seafood (other than fish) or pork? Or wear garments made of more than one kind of fabric?

12-31-2002, 08:28 AM	#19
Duvenoy Veteran Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Just another hick from the sticks. Posts: 1,108	Hey thebeast! Who pissed in your corn flakes?! I await with anticipation your remarks on Pagans, Heretics, Atheists and Agnostics, Heathens, and others who fail to subcribe to your, particular viewpoint. I am not excluding liberal Christians. On the other hand........ Uh, who's sock puppet are you, anyway? It's a pretty good act, if you can keep it up. Anyhow, wee cowern' timerous beastie, give us hell. We can handle it! doov

12-31-2002, 09:18 AM	#20
thebeast Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 42	Actually godless, the law of Moses as amended by Jesus is the part that applies to the non-jews. The rest of the law applies as is, especially the death penalty for kidnappers and murderers. Summary executions upon proof, and hunt those scumbags till they disappear from the face of the earth. The law is very hard on arseholes, but very soft on good people.

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