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HelenM · 05-09-2003, 03:45 AM

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Originally posted by seebs
My objections to it are rooted in my religious beliefs; any attempt to discuss them is inherently preachy.

You could start a new thread in GRD about it and link to it from this thread, if your concern is that no-one from CF will find it.

Objecting to a rule on a Christian Forum sounds more like a GRD topic to me, than a MD one. I think it would fit in just fine on GRD.

Helen

Annabel Lee · 05-09-2003, 08:20 AM

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Originally posted by RufusAtticus
Annabel,

It looks like the Cristapo is upset that you have a good time with us non christians. I guess it's guilt by association. Quick distract them by giving us your best fire and brimstone speech.

I SMITE THEE SINNER TO THE INNER MOST BOWELS OF HELL!!

or

*Behold, thou shalt be smitten with all-over boils, thou child of Jezebel!
or

*I pray thou shalt beget difficult teenagers, thou dabbler in abominations!

I'll have to practice my "smiting sinners to Hell" technique.

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Smilin · 05-09-2003, 10:21 AM

May you be kicked by an incontinent camel, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin!

There yah go Annabel!!!

(Love the new condemnation generator..hehehehehhe)

(evil grin)

Annabel Lee · 05-09-2003, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by Smilin
May you be kicked by an incontinent camel, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin!

There yah go Annabel!!!

(Love the new condemnation generator..hehehehehhe)

(evil grin)

Isn't it great.

And while I may be foolish, I am, by no stretch of the imagination, a virgin.
Luckily, I am not aquainted with any incontinent camels.

Thou shalt be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts, O thou love-crazed Gittite!

Annabel Lee · 05-09-2003, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by Lel
Oh my, I'm not sure what to think of the new rule there.

By the way, hello. I'm another one of those more-or-less lurkers both here and there.

Hello Lel. I didn't see you standing there.

seebs · 05-09-2003, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by Annabel Lee

And while I may be foolish, I am, by no stretch of the imagination, a virgin.

I should hope. Don't you have, like, three kids? The theological implications would be staggering.

Kassiana · 05-10-2003, 07:24 AM

Hmmm...one wonders what the reaction of the Catholic Church would be to the Holy Virgin Annabel...or what the reaction of CF would be (assuming anyone would believe her to begin with).

RufusAtticus · 05-10-2003, 07:50 PM

St. Annabel the Chaste!

Although, she could lose her tiara like Vanessa Williams did.

seebs · 05-10-2003, 09:24 PM

I don't think soft porn disqualifies you for much of anything.

Can you imagine what would happen if they tried to do a miss America competition and disqualify people who posed for soft porn? Everyone would have to drop out after the swimsuit thing.

The Frood Dude · 05-10-2003, 10:06 PM

So can I jump in here and lament my latest warning at CF? Gunny trashed my thread, which I can understand, and gave me a warning for being a troll. And this in a thread that he posted twice in.

I was just trying to bring a little levity to the board with my "One Accord" thread. We had been having so many mean spirited bits that I thought something light and humorous was in order. Apparently not. If I keep this up, I'll get banned for sure.

Yet, another post of mine (I won't say where) reads pretty innocently but is a scathing rebuke and I intended it as a mockery. That one never drew any fire. Go figure.

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05-09-2003, 10:21 AM	#903
Smilin Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: SouthEastern US Posts: 1,165	May you be kicked by an incontinent camel, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin! There yah go Annabel!!! (Love the new condemnation generator..hehehehehhe) (evil grin)

05-10-2003, 07:24 AM	#907
Kassiana Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: USA Posts: 5,046	Hmmm...one wonders what the reaction of the Catholic Church would be to the Holy Virgin Annabel...or what the reaction of CF would be (assuming anyone would believe her to begin with).

05-10-2003, 07:50 PM	#908
RufusAtticus Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NCSU Posts: 5,853	St. Annabel the Chaste! Although, she could lose her tiara like Vanessa Williams did.

05-10-2003, 09:24 PM	#909
seebs Contributor Join Date: May 2002 Location: Saint Paul, MN Posts: 24,524	I don't think soft porn disqualifies you for much of anything. Can you imagine what would happen if they tried to do a miss America competition and disqualify people who posed for soft porn? Everyone would have to drop out after the swimsuit thing.

05-10-2003, 10:06 PM	#910
The Frood Dude Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 41	So can I jump in here and lament my latest warning at CF? Gunny trashed my thread, which I can understand, and gave me a warning for being a troll. And this in a thread that he posted twice in. I was just trying to bring a little levity to the board with my "One Accord" thread. We had been having so many mean spirited bits that I thought something light and humorous was in order. Apparently not. If I keep this up, I'll get banned for sure. Yet, another post of mine (I won't say where) reads pretty innocently but is a scathing rebuke and I intended it as a mockery. That one never drew any fire. Go figure.

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