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Chicken Girl · 04-30-2003, 09:31 PM

I'm a dirty barefoot hippie. I don't need no steenking shoes.

But when I have to, I put them on sock-sock-shoe-shoe.

Godot · 04-30-2003, 10:02 PM

Birks suck ass. You wanna wear em, go hug a tree and eat some granola while singing kumbaya (?).

I'll stick with my Teva's.

mongrel · 04-30-2003, 11:25 PM

Socks first, then boots. I don't ever wear shoes. Well, hardly ever.

MJones · 05-01-2003, 07:07 AM

This one time, at the beach, my brother tried to give me advice about how to attract girls. He says "Stuff a pair of socks in your swimsuit. The girls are SURE to come to you."

So I did that. But this only made the girls run away from me. So I told my brother that his idea didn't work so well. And he said "No! No! You're supposed to stuff the socks into the front of your swimsuit!!!"

Dirty Dog

Daisy · 05-01-2003, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Godot
Birks suck ass.

Hmmm, is that good or bad?

I love Tevas, too, except for dogwalking in the morning - the dew is so heavy here my tootsies get soaked.

mongrel · 05-01-2003, 10:18 AM

Ummm...what are birks? And Tevas?

Opera Nut · 05-01-2003, 11:02 AM

I can't wear Birkenstocks. I don't have big wide platter feet.
I wear New Balance Sneakers -- Made in the USA and they come in narrow widths!!

For dress purposes, it's Ferragamos. Soft, flexible, and flat, and they come in triple-A widths for me of the bony little feet.

View Poll Results: How do you put on your Footwear?
Sock/Sock - Shoe/Shoe	40	86.96%
Sock/Shoe - Sock/Shoe	1	2.17%
What are socks?	2	4.35%
What are shoes?	0	0%
Birkenstocks all the way, dude.	3	6.52%
Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll

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04-30-2003, 09:31 PM	#11
Chicken Girl Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: nowhere Posts: 6,549	I'm a dirty barefoot hippie. I don't need no steenking shoes. But when I have to, I put them on sock-sock-shoe-shoe.

04-30-2003, 10:02 PM	#12
Godot Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Calgary Posts: 1,335	Birks suck ass. You wanna wear em, go hug a tree and eat some granola while singing kumbaya (?). I'll stick with my Teva's.

04-30-2003, 11:25 PM	#13
mongrel Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: North of the South Pole Posts: 5,177	Socks first, then boots. I don't ever wear shoes. Well, hardly ever.

05-01-2003, 07:07 AM	#14
MJones Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Lincoln, AL Posts: 1,048	This one time, at the beach, my brother tried to give me advice about how to attract girls. He says "Stuff a pair of socks in your swimsuit. The girls are SURE to come to you." So I did that. But this only made the girls run away from me. So I told my brother that his idea didn't work so well. And he said "No! No! You're supposed to stuff the socks into the front of your swimsuit!!!" Dirty Dog

05-01-2003, 10:18 AM	#16
mongrel Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: North of the South Pole Posts: 5,177	Ummm...what are birks? And Tevas?

05-01-2003, 11:02 AM	#17
Opera Nut Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,671	I can't wear Birkenstocks. I don't have big wide platter feet. I wear New Balance Sneakers -- Made in the USA and they come in narrow widths!! For dress purposes, it's Ferragamos. Soft, flexible, and flat, and they come in triple-A widths for me of the bony little feet.

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