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Monkeybot · 03-03-2003, 05:39 PM

I heard the Louis Black routine ages ago, but this little snippet just occurred to me today as I was walking around campus.

Has anyone ever actually figured out what this could mean?

kwigibo · 03-03-2003, 05:47 PM

maybe she said Horst, and he was a very close friend who had encouraged her?

Kinross · 03-03-2003, 05:59 PM

Perhaps she won a riding scholorship.

lunachick · 03-03-2003, 06:46 PM

Horse = heroin?

Chicken Girl · 03-03-2003, 07:42 PM

Her car broke down, all of the buses, trains, taxis, and all other cars in the area spontaneously exploded, she was too poor to take a plane, and the route from her house to her college wasn't anywhere near water so she couldn't take a boat. Her trusty steed, Nelly, saved the day by allowing her to ride to school on horseback. After a year, she dropped out and started allowing scientists to perform experiments on her for money, and she now has three arms, a tail, and an extra pair of feet on the top of her head.

It makes perfect sense.

kwigibo · 03-03-2003, 08:24 PM

i've got it, the glue on the envelope she sent her application in!

Marat · 03-03-2003, 09:53 PM

You're forgetting the most important thing, as Lewis Black said, "Don't--DON'T--think about that for more than two seconds or blood will shoot out your nose!"

I lurves me some Lewis Black.

Ensign Steve · 03-04-2003, 04:30 PM

Have you seen his more recent Comedy Central Presents? The one where he talks about Aerosmith doing the Superbowl halftime show with N'sync. It was brilliant! I was in tears. I wish I could remember more jokes than that. I'm pretty sure he said some priceless stuff about GWB. Next time it's on, I'll have to remember to be sober or tape it.

And I have no idea about the horse, but I like how he pronounces it hooo-erse.

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Monkeybot Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 8,102	"If it weren't for my horse, I'd never have spent that year in college" I heard the Louis Black routine ages ago, but this little snippet just occurred to me today as I was walking around campus. Has anyone ever actually figured out what this could mean?

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03-03-2003, 05:47 PM	#2
kwigibo Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gold Coast, QLD, Australia Posts: 5,814	maybe she said Horst, and he was a very close friend who had encouraged her?

03-03-2003, 05:59 PM	#3
Kinross Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: . Posts: 1,281	Perhaps she won a riding scholorship.

03-03-2003, 06:46 PM	#4
lunachick Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NZ Posts: 7,895	Horse = heroin?

03-03-2003, 07:42 PM	#5
Chicken Girl Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: nowhere Posts: 6,549	Her car broke down, all of the buses, trains, taxis, and all other cars in the area spontaneously exploded, she was too poor to take a plane, and the route from her house to her college wasn't anywhere near water so she couldn't take a boat. Her trusty steed, Nelly, saved the day by allowing her to ride to school on horseback. After a year, she dropped out and started allowing scientists to perform experiments on her for money, and she now has three arms, a tail, and an extra pair of feet on the top of her head. It makes perfect sense.

03-03-2003, 08:24 PM	#6
kwigibo Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gold Coast, QLD, Australia Posts: 5,814	i've got it, the glue on the envelope she sent her application in!

03-03-2003, 09:53 PM	#7
Marat Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: 6100 feet, CO, US Posts: 152	You're forgetting the most important thing, as Lewis Black said, "Don't--DON'T--think about that for more than two seconds or blood will shoot out your nose!" I lurves me some Lewis Black.

03-04-2003, 04:30 PM	#8
Ensign Steve Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Augusta, Georgia, United States Posts: 1,235	Have you seen his more recent Comedy Central Presents? The one where he talks about Aerosmith doing the Superbowl halftime show with N'sync. It was brilliant! I was in tears. I wish I could remember more jokes than that. I'm pretty sure he said some priceless stuff about GWB. Next time it's on, I'll have to remember to be sober or tape it. And I have no idea about the horse, but I like how he pronounces it hooo-erse.

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