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Arken · 07-17-2003, 09:04 AM

The bread I buy always has little plastic tab equivalents to twisty ties that don't twist at all and also invariably get lost about 20 seconds after opening the bread bag.

Immaculate Deception · 07-17-2003, 10:04 AM

LMFAO!!!

I recommend making some French toast...

:notworthy

ID

BrotherMan · 07-17-2003, 12:09 PM

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(With relativistic attitudes like that being so prevalent, it's no wonder this country is headed down a moral sewer.)

*chortle*

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"He seemed real quiet, the last guy you'd suspect would run his wife through the wood chipper."

Tee hee!

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(hereinafter referred to as exhibit A) and (hereinafter referred to as exhibits B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J and K)

Ha ha ha!

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When I returned home and presented her with exhibits B through K, her only comment was, "You're out of your freaking mind."

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jkizer · 07-17-2003, 02:40 PM

:notworthy ROFL...

I've run into ties that come pre-twisted the wrong way, causing more than a few extremely frustrating situations (think twisted so far the ends are together)...after I've opened a bread or bagel bag for the first time, I just tuck the open end under the rest of the loaf/the remaining bagels. I started doing that mostly because Lender's egg bagels (mmm) come with this deity-forsaken square-with-a-notch-in-it tab type closure device, which is about as easy to use as a vinyl record player (laugh all you will, I was confused beyond belief the first time I tried to play something on one of those). Unfortunately, the expiration date is printed on it, so if it gets lost, the obsessive-compulsive in me is never quite sure of the non-expired status of the bagels. And there's nothing like an unfulfilled compulsive desire to ruin the experience of an egg bagel.

Ah, the wonders of the world of bread product accessories...

Shadowy Man · 07-17-2003, 02:57 PM

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BrotherMan · 07-17-2003, 04:45 PM

bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

<breathe>

bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

vixstile · 07-17-2003, 04:54 PM

God Damn!!!

scigirl · 07-17-2003, 05:07 PM

What the fuck are twist ties? Don't you just twist the bagel or bread bag closed, and tuck it under the bread/bagels, and put the bag back in the fridge?

scigirl

BrotherMan · 07-17-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by scigirl
What the fuck are twist ties? Don't you just twist the bagel or bread bag closed, and tuck it under the bread/bagels, and put the bag back in the fridge?

Are you out of your freaking mind?! The bread came with the twist tie and it has to stay with the twist tie! I mean, really!

tribalbeeyatch · 07-17-2003, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by scigirl
What the fuck are twist ties? Don't you just twist the bagel or bread bag closed, and tuck it under the bread/bagels, and put the bag back in the fridge?

scigirl

Twist ties aside, "put the bag back in the fridge"?! You may as well just store it in the trash bin and save yourself the extra step.

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07-17-2003, 09:04 AM	#11
Arken Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: North Hollywood, CA Posts: 6,303	The bread I buy always has little plastic tab equivalents to twisty ties that don't twist at all and also invariably get lost about 20 seconds after opening the bread bag.

07-17-2003, 10:04 AM	#12
Immaculate Deception Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 104	LMFAO!!! I recommend making some French toast... :notworthy ID

07-17-2003, 02:40 PM	#14
jkizer Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Columbus, Ohio, USA Posts: 93	:notworthy ROFL... I've run into ties that come pre-twisted the wrong way, causing more than a few extremely frustrating situations (think twisted so far the ends are together)...after I've opened a bread or bagel bag for the first time, I just tuck the open end under the rest of the loaf/the remaining bagels. I started doing that mostly because Lender's egg bagels (mmm) come with this deity-forsaken square-with-a-notch-in-it tab type closure device, which is about as easy to use as a vinyl record player (laugh all you will, I was confused beyond belief the first time I tried to play something on one of those). Unfortunately, the expiration date is printed on it, so if it gets lost, the obsessive-compulsive in me is never quite sure of the non-expired status of the bagels. And there's nothing like an unfulfilled compulsive desire to ruin the experience of an egg bagel. Ah, the wonders of the world of bread product accessories...

07-17-2003, 02:57 PM	#15
Shadowy Man Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A Shadowy Planet Posts: 7,585	You think this argument was bad? Check out http://www.milmillington.com/

07-17-2003, 04:45 PM	#16
BrotherMan Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: City of Dis Posts: 496	bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! <breathe> bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

07-17-2003, 04:54 PM	#17
vixstile Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: California Posts: 2,029	God Damn!!!

07-17-2003, 05:07 PM	#18
scigirl Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle Posts: 4,261	What the fuck are twist ties? Don't you just twist the bagel or bread bag closed, and tuck it under the bread/bagels, and put the bag back in the fridge? scigirl

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