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Old 05-06-2003, 07:30 PM   #1
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So, normally when I get head from my GF, she swallows, and says that she doesn't mind the taste, as it doesn't really taste like anything (so she says). The past couple of times though, after she swallowed, she's gotten this big grimmace on her face, and says that it tastes awful...

About the only dietary change that I can think of is that I am drinking diet pop instead of normal pop lately. Is this the likely culprit? What else could it be? It drinking normal pop worth the non-tasteful spooge?
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Curious lesbian here: is it really true that eating/drinking a certain something could possibly change the taste of one's emissions? So, hypothetically, if a man drinks a lot of chocolate milkshakes, his sperm will taste like milkshake?
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I think certain foods can affect it, yes. I've heard that lots of meat will make it taste terrible, and pineapple or other sweet fruit will make it sweeter. But, I have absolutely no way of verifying this. My own seems to have no flavor really. *shrug*
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Curious lesbian here: is it really true that eating/drinking a certain something could possibly change the taste of one's emissions? So, hypothetically, if a man drinks a lot of chocolate milkshakes, his sperm will taste like milkshake?
The rumour du jour is that Pineapple juice does the trick...
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It's always tasted the same to me, kinda salty-like.
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The rumour du jour is that Pineapple juice does the trick...
that's what I read.

pineapple: good

asparagus: bad.
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I think certain foods can affect it, yes. I've heard that lots of meat will make it taste terrible, and pineapple or other sweet fruit will make it sweeter. But, I have absolutely no way of verifying this. My own seems to have no flavor really. *shrug*
Glad to see I'm not the only freak who had to try this. But i wonder if it's like smelling-your-own-farts-syndrome.
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Curious lesbian here: is it really true that eating/drinking a certain something could possibly change the taste of one's emissions? So, hypothetically, if a man drinks a lot of chocolate milkshakes, his sperm will taste like milkshake?
Some things man was not meant to tinker with....


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Inside joke, the doctor prescribes and has a nurse immediately render, blowjobs for depression.
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Try eating more candy and fruit. That should do the trick. Meat and fatty foods make the stuff taste like crap.
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YOU have a girlfriend that SWALLOWS!?!

Thank pineapples this is maturbation day...

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