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WWSD · 04-24-2002, 02:43 PM

Can anyone enlighten me about the Van Impe's theory that black holes are the location of hell?

They won an Ignobel for it and I just wish I knew what the black hole they were talking about.

And where does an infidel get an infidel's hands of this "farting" tape that is so highly spoken of?

I personally like Jan The Super Make-Up Lady Crouch. Especially when she starts crying when talking about how great Jesus is. Tugs at the old heart strings, let me tell ya.

clark · 04-24-2002, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by WWSD:
[QB]And where does an infidel get an infidel's hands of this "farting" tape that is so highly spoken of?
[QB]

Believe it or not, <a href="http://www.fartingevangelist.com" target="_blank">www.fartingevangelist.com</a>

A Google search for "tilton fart" yielded more hits, too.

Man, I love the Internet! I bet Al Gore never envisioned his invention would be used in this way!

THOUGHTfully Yours,
Clark Adams

Mageth · 04-24-2002, 02:51 PM

I heard Van Impe one night predicting we would find life on other planets. It seems Satan is master of the universe, and demons inhabit all the planets!

irishajo · 04-24-2002, 02:59 PM

The farting evangelist links didn't work for me, but <a href="http://www.craptv.com/craptv/shorts/screenshot_heaven.html" target="_blank">this one</a> did.

Of course I have a 28K connection so the images were distorted. But the sounds were wonderful.

WWSD · 04-24-2002, 03:12 PM

<a href="http://www.craptv.com/craptv/shorts/screenshot_heaven.html" target="_blank">That</a> was pretty damn funny.

So, Satan controls the universe and demons live on other planets eh? Are they hot lookin' female demons like the ones on that Lords of Acid album cover?

[ April 24, 2002: Message edited by: WWSD ]

Hedwig · 04-24-2002, 04:40 PM

I still like that Peter Popoff charlatan. He markets Holy Lube.

Ragnarok · 04-24-2002, 06:40 PM

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I think that's Paul and Jan Crouch, who inherited PTL from Jim and Tammy Faye. Jan Crouch is more of a caricature than Tammy Faye.

THOUGHTfully Yours,
Clark Adams

Jan Crouch is definitely my favorite. No one is such a perfect self parody in terms of appearance though for sheer insanity others are better. Personally, I'm a traditionalist and one of my favorite things is to relax with a couple beers and watch the 700 club. Somehow that show just becomes hysterically funny if I'm lightly toasted.

brahma · 04-24-2002, 09:05 PM

This is the first time I have seen this video. Holy Crap!!! I havent laughed so hard since missus gumby lit up the photoshop scene. I laughed throughout and just when I thought it was going to get old, there comes the evangelist who repeatedly rubs his stomach while saying, "thank you lord". The synchronization between his farting and belly rubbing were oscar worthy. I literally fell out of my chair!

<img src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="[Not Worthy]" /> <img src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="[Not Worthy]" /> <img src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="[Not Worthy]" />

Viti · 04-24-2002, 10:03 PM

Okay, my soundcards fucked up on this computer...so everything is speeded up and sounds like a chipmunk...I played the video and was in tears I was laughing so hard. Hubby played it for me on the laptop and it was funny but god with the chipmunk voice!

babelfish · 04-25-2002, 04:57 AM

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Originally posted by clark:


Believe it or not, <a href="http://www.fartingevangelist.com" target="_blank">www.fartingevangelist.com</a>

A Google search for "tilton fart" yielded more hits, too.

Man, I love the Internet! I bet Al Gore never envisioned his invention would be used in this way!

THOUGHTfully Yours,
Clark Adams

OH MAN, I thought I was gonna die!!!!!!!

Excuse me while I go make major mascara repairs....

04-24-2002, 03:12 PM	#25
WWSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Albucrazy, New Mexico Posts: 1,425	<a href="http://www.craptv.com/craptv/shorts/screenshot_heaven.html" target="_blank">That</a> was pretty damn funny. So, Satan controls the universe and demons live on other planets eh? Are they hot lookin' female demons like the ones on that Lords of Acid album cover? [ April 24, 2002: Message edited by: WWSD ]</p>

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04-24-2002, 02:43 PM	#21
WWSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Albucrazy, New Mexico Posts: 1,425	Can anyone enlighten me about the Van Impe's theory that black holes are the location of hell? They won an Ignobel for it and I just wish I knew what the black hole they were talking about. And where does an infidel get an infidel's hands of this "farting" tape that is so highly spoken of? I personally like Jan The Super Make-Up Lady Crouch. Especially when she starts crying when talking about how great Jesus is. Tugs at the old heart strings, let me tell ya.

04-24-2002, 02:51 PM	#23
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	I heard Van Impe one night predicting we would find life on other planets. It seems Satan is master of the universe, and demons inhabit all the planets!

04-24-2002, 02:59 PM	#24
irishajo Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 186	The farting evangelist links didn't work for me, but <a href="http://www.craptv.com/craptv/shorts/screenshot_heaven.html" target="_blank">this one</a> did. Of course I have a 28K connection so the images were distorted. But the sounds were wonderful.

04-24-2002, 04:40 PM	#26
Hedwig Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,921	I still like that Peter Popoff charlatan. He markets Holy Lube.

04-24-2002, 09:05 PM	#28
brahma Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: India/Houston Posts: 133	This is the first time I have seen this video. Holy Crap!!! I havent laughed so hard since missus gumby lit up the photoshop scene. I laughed throughout and just when I thought it was going to get old, there comes the evangelist who repeatedly rubs his stomach while saying, "thank you lord". The synchronization between his farting and belly rubbing were oscar worthy. I literally fell out of my chair! <img src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="[Not Worthy]" /> <img src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="[Not Worthy]" /> <img src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="[Not Worthy]" />

04-24-2002, 10:03 PM	#29
Viti Contributor Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Down South Posts: 12,879	Okay, my soundcards fucked up on this computer...so everything is speeded up and sounds like a chipmunk...I played the video and was in tears I was laughing so hard. Hubby played it for me on the laptop and it was funny but god with the chipmunk voice!

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