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BRO3886 · 04-19-2003, 01:48 PM

"What use is half an eye??"

"More than half a brain!!"

Undercurrent · 04-19-2003, 05:10 PM

Ironcially, If their picture had split the eye along a plane perpendicular to the optic nerve, it wouldn't be too bad as a half-functional eye. Infection-prone, and impossible to focus well, but there are jobs it would do.

Dan828 · 04-20-2003, 08:02 PM

Um.....I'm thinking that this is a joke....look at the rest of their "christian" merchandise.

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Happy Wonderer · 04-20-2003, 08:46 PM

Yup...

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(March 28, 2003) Dr. Troy Franklin, OBJECTIVE occult expert, has brought to our attention a disturbing new danger to weak-spirited Christians and unsaved persons that we feel needs to be reported.

As he tells it, while out at a local supermarket shopping for food for his cat, Dr. Franklin noticed one of those small tents advertising "Free Rock Chip Repair" that have been springing up in our nation's parking lots. Curious, he went to enquire about getting a ding in his windshield sealed, only to learn that the person manning the tent had other intentions, namely to try and recruit Dr. Franklin into a cult!

Fortunately, the good doctor has become quite immune to cultic recruiting ploys from his years studying their tactics, and thus he was able to extricate himself from the situation with his soul unharmed. However, those less skilled in their Faith -- and especially those of false faiths or no faith at all -- would have soon found themselves back at the cult headquarters doing all manner of unspeakable rites and blasphemies... or maybe even brainwashed into manning a tent of their own.

For the safety of your soul, do not be tempted by the lure of impulse rock chip repair from strangers in parking lots. It may say free, but it could cost you your soul! If you need your windshield fixed, go to a qualified Christian repair shop.

Minnesota · 04-20-2003, 11:25 PM

OBJECTIVE: ministeries

If someone else has solid information to the contrary I would like to hear it, because I have always taken it for granted that OBJECTIVE: ministeries and its store were a put-on.

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04-19-2003, 01:48 PM	#11
BRO3886 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: UK Posts: 48	"What use is half an eye??" "More than half a brain!!"

04-19-2003, 05:10 PM	#12
Undercurrent Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Santa Fe, NM Posts: 2,362	Ironcially, If their picture had split the eye along a plane perpendicular to the optic nerve, it wouldn't be too bad as a half-functional eye. Infection-prone, and impossible to focus well, but there are jobs it would do.

04-20-2003, 08:02 PM	#13
Dan828 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Davis, CA USA Posts: 83	Um.....I'm thinking that this is a joke....look at the rest of their "christian" merchandise. My Favorite

04-20-2003, 11:25 PM	#15
Minnesota Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Minnesota Posts: 172	OBJECTIVE: ministeries If someone else has solid information to the contrary I would like to hear it, because I have always taken it for granted that OBJECTIVE: ministeries and its store were a put-on.

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