atheist_in_foxhole

You're exactly right, Chad. A child that is born in India or Saudi Arabia or Utah will almost certainly grow up to be a non-Christian, and when they die their soul will be flung into the fiery pits of Hell where they will burn for all eternity. But if that person had been killed in the womb (which is where the soul enters the body) he or she would get a free ticket to Heaven.

So abortion really is the only guaranteed way to get to Heaven to be with our Lord Jesus Christ. Not even Billy Graham himself has a 100 percent conversion rate at his rallies, but in the abortion clinics ALL the dead babies go to Glory. Every single one! Instead of opposing abortion we True Christians should instead be celebrating it and urging ALL pregnant women to have an abortion as soon as possible.

To do otherwise would mean that BILLIONS of people will grow up in non-Christian homes and get a one way ticket to the Lake of Fire. And that would be bad.

Shake

Of course, someone else once said something to the effect of, if heaven is so great why not just kill yourself and get there sooner. Although, I guess since suicide is considered a sin by some, you'd have to ask forgiveness right before you did it.