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Evil Milkman · 06-20-2003, 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by mike_decock
Maybe he's hung like a whale:

Holy. Shit.

Zimyatin · 06-20-2003, 10:20 AM

But does God shoot 400+ gallons of heavenly sperm every time he unloads? Is that what hail is? He must be a very bad shot: he's only got one "virgin" so far.

mecca777 · 06-20-2003, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by mike_decock
Maybe he's hung like a whale:

Noooooooo!

*removes own eyes with dirty teaspoon*

mike_decock · 06-20-2003, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by mecca777
*removes own eyes with dirty teaspoon*

mwu-ha-haa

.

-Mike...

reddhedd · 06-20-2003, 02:37 PM

If we are made in His image, then is God a hermaphrodite? Wouldn't that make herms the only truly god- like ones out there? And wouldn't ya think that sexual transitioners holier than most, since they experience both male and female lives? Or are there two Gods, one for guys, one for chicks?

K.

Jinto · 06-20-2003, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by mike_decock
mwu-ha-haa .

-Mike...

That was NOT funny!

P.S. - Mods, doesn't this violate the boards rule against obscenity? Or if not, can't you remove it anyway in the name of public decency? Please?

Colorado Infidel · 06-20-2003, 03:36 PM

How else could there be "the coming of the LORD"?

Evil Milkman · 06-20-2003, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by Jinto
That was NOT funny!

BUT... It was educating.

You should've seen the look on my girlfriend's face when I told her.

Azathoth · 06-20-2003, 06:21 PM

Off topic,but that looks very much like a whale shark,not a blue whale.

RawData · 06-20-2003, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by The_Unknown_Banana
I assume you mean because we are made in his image?
Also, why would adam have needed one before he got given some company? Interesting, yet disturbingly crude point :P

Well, god did make animals there. Presumably sheep...
anyway god must have a dick, otherwise religions wouldn't be so fucked up.
RD

06-20-2003, 02:37 PM	#25
reddhedd Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: I'm down here! Posts: 1,757	In his image If we are made in His image, then is God a hermaphrodite? Wouldn't that make herms the only truly god- like ones out there? And wouldn't ya think that sexual transitioners holier than most, since they experience both male and female lives? Or are there two Gods, one for guys, one for chicks? K.

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06-20-2003, 10:20 AM	#22
Zimyatin Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 308	But does God shoot 400+ gallons of heavenly sperm every time he unloads? Is that what hail is? He must be a very bad shot: he's only got one "virgin" so far.

06-20-2003, 03:36 PM	#27
Colorado Infidel Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 487	How else could there be "the coming of the LORD"?

06-20-2003, 06:21 PM	#29
Azathoth Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The centre of infinity Posts: 1,181	Off topic,but that looks very much like a whale shark,not a blue whale.

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