Queen of Swords

Dear Nutwatch fans, I'm sad to say
I didn't get it done today.
I watched a real life Nut, you see,
'twas Michael Jackson on TV.
Then there were chores, then there was food,
and half complete the Nutwatch stood.
I'll buckle down, complete the task,
and when shall it be here, you ask?
By Monday night, I'll have it done,
So please forgive delay of fun.

Tenek

Here. Have a Sinfest in the meantime.

http://sinfest.net/d/20000428.html

Pierre Bezukhov

Do to worry, Queen of Swords, teach PATIENCE to these swarthy hordes!
Foregather, all, the coming day, a time of decoration lay
In the Land Amerigo, advenio memoria, ergo,
Monday is Memorial Day, from Waterloo to Frisco bay.
Waterloo, NEW YORK, I say (or so I heard from LBJ).
So, Mon or Sun, makes not one whit, we�ll wait upon your snarky wit.

Gnomelord

And here I had thought that nutwatch was an X-TREME sport.